what i learned when being a kid is the best way to take a joke is to make one out of yourself. beat people to the punchline, it destroys their tact and leaves you grinning like a moron with victory afterwards. you use the same strategy in fights, you step in and spill every horrible thing about yourself first before your partner, lover, or friend
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if you want some company i'll come kidnap you but if not that's fine too, you know you can get in touch with me anytime.
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i usually would love your company, but i can hardly stand, and i don't think you want to deal with a drunk all night, especially when my liver decides it hates me and i end up puking for a couple hours straight.
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i wouldn't mind at all, if you need me i'm there but i'll check up on you around noon
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alright i'll give you a call once i detoxicate myself toliet style and we can go surfing or something maybe i will drown
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