Spurned on by NOTGOTHDAMMIT's ftish for things that go on your feet, I feel that I must regale you with a story of my own ( Read more... )

"Mr Akabusi, please come in" said the secretary as she adjusted her horn rimmed glasses and felt the sudden rush of blood to her clunge ( Read more... )

To add to the existing rantolog of 'Modern Technology taking the piss', my mobile's power socket is shagged - the pin has come out, hence I cannot recharge it ( Read more... )

From Sell-out, I present to you this:

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Starship-Enterprise-Out-of-a-Floppy-Disk

I've been having fun at work making these today.

Now, to more important things ( Read more... )

http://williamhnutsack.com/music.htm

Best porn film inroduction scores EVER!

Heh, I forgot to tell you this ( Read more... )

Fuck, the last 2 weeks are a blur ( Read more... )

Christmas is 40 minutes away for me ( Read more... )

This one will be mainly for Slick Nick:

Will you or your Brother be DJing the White Hart on Sat 30th? Just that, since it seems the next night a lot of people will be split up all over the place, we might as well try to all meet up somewhere which we all know and think is a viable alternative if anyone's up for the idea.