Look me up. I'm on the Internet!

[markbourne]

Comments

[scarlettina]

This is great, Mark, especially the mobile bald spot which, for some reason, struck me as particularly hilarious.

[markbourne]

That one got me laughing. My bald spot rarely misbehaves so disgracefully.

[markbourne]

I must write the book titled "Bloody Roosters of Cantaloupe Isle" in case they're still looking for it.

[kate_schaefer]

Bark? Bark? Bark at nothing?

Since when has Kai been hitting the keyboard?

[markbourne]

I knew encouraging him to sign up for the local dog park poetry slam was a bad idea.

[e_bourne]

I wish you did have the answer to some of those searches. I've long wondered where in the bible it says that Satan is wrapped in diamonds. Or was that satin? I frequently get them confused.

[garyomaha]

"mark bourne architect in omaha" sounds like a fine fellow. I should look him up. Omaha needs more Bournesian architecture.

[markbourne]

He's an alternate-timeline me who made altogether different choices back when I briefly lived in Omaha years ago. I hear he's lonely and miserable and sits by himself in bars, weeping, ever since the collapse of the highly touted Bournesian Architecture movement. ("Collapse" being, unfortunately, a key word throughout the ensuing investigations.) Be gentle with him. He's sensitive.