Turns out I am fucking hot

[markeris]

I remember my last few days at Uni being a bittersweet experience. Leaving under a cloud, no job, no girlfriend, ooh well *hello* my old bedroom back home in Chepstow kind of thing

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[the_axel]

Unless I've missed something, isn't there a super-hot woman who lives in your house, fancies the arse off you &c. and desparately wants to talk to you?

Just saying...

[markeris]

I should probably stop with my comedy stylings - not being funny I can deal with, being so unfunny I am sincerely offered relationship advice = probably time to bin the warped sense of humour I guess. For reference the above was a "gag" about spam mail.

I can assure you however that if theres one thing the super hot woman does NOT want to do right now it`s desparately talk to me. This is not, you understand, evidence of relationship issues, so much as evidence that it`s the middle of the night right now and terrible with the opposite sex as I am, I reckon I`ve super nailed the not bothering her at 3am just because I can`t sleep thing ;-)

In other news, hows your good self?

[teatagg]

No, no, the joke was not lost on some of us.

Now how do I get some of this Russian action ?

[the_axel]

No, I got the joke and enjoyed it too. I just decided to see what would happen if I undermined it by taking it seriously[1].

Now, running to work. Will answer your question when I return.

[1] Sometimes I too can be a dick.

[quercus]

Hey, we brought Burlesque to Chepstow, what more do you want?

(Seriously, what more do you want? In a sort of next-year fashion...)

[markeris]

ooh. Interesting ;-)

Mark Eris shouts barely coherent bile at a stunned and hostile crowd is always available for booking.;-)