- The little off duty hut at Kotor in Montenegro is a shocking place. They are so irresponsible as to sell absinthe for 6E a bottle. "Do you WANT me to die?" I said to the young lady behind the counter. In a rare burst of morality I decided that this was going a bit too far in enabling chronic alcoholism and took it upon myself to confiscate their ( Read more... )

I`ve just worked out why I am now apparently banned from Thorpe Park

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrFrUVxHdr4&NR=1#

Ipsos Mori Exit Gimp "And how did you vote today sir ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3syHCPMJucM

random sunday moment. One of my favourite songs ever. And quite possibly the reason my instrument is getting drunk and shouting "More Trumpets!" in Xykogen.

Tommorow is not good enough. You must be ON at ALL times.

By way of example, the Goodrich Blimp has just circled around my flat.

All of a suuden the acquisition of flaming arrows seems like something that shouldn`t have been on the "I`ll get round to it tommorow" list.

Because I know you all look to your old uncle Eris for advice on life. Yes you do ( Read more... )

Now. As you all know I love the royal family me ( Read more... )

I appear to have arrived at a point in my relationship with the urban foxes where they have an actual "oh, it`s just you" moment and then carry on as they were.

I will have them eating out my hands before the year is out. Oh yes.

Some of you will feel you have missed a meeting here, I`m afraid thats because it relates to friends only posts ( Read more... )

A new version of the Commodore 64 is set to be released this summer, featuring entirely modern innards including a 1.8ghz dual-core Intel Atom D525 processor, Nvidia Ion 2 graphics chipset, 2 GB of DDR3 memory and your choice of a DVD or Blu-ray drive.