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markermustache

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Jan 30, 2009 20:53

I... I... there are no words!

After sneaking around Trying to catch up on school stuff, I went into my room and the door was open and I looked on the bed and, and, it was awful!

My Samurai Goroh action figure was... was... in FIVE PIECES! And his head was missing, along with his deluxe accessory pack items!

Whoever did this will pay! WITH THEIR ( Read more... )

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foggy_war January 31 2009, 05:07:27 UTC

All of this excitement over a doll? Really?

markermustache January 31 2009, 05:11:27 UTC

SAMURAI GOROH ACTION FIGURES ARE NOT DOLLS DORK BRAIN!

foggy_war January 31 2009, 05:16:08 UTC

Actually, it is, according to the primary definition of a doll. A child's small toy, cast in the likeness of a human. I assume your deceased action figure was in the shape of a human, was it not?

And there is no need for such dramatics over a small toy. I assume you can still purchase it? On the market or through third-parties and re-sellers?

markermustache January 31 2009, 05:19:24 UTC

DOLLS ARE STUPID AND GIRL THINGS, ACTION FIGURES ARE NOT, GOOBERFACE!

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icequeen_aran January 31 2009, 05:31:58 UTC

Hmmm. Someone must not like Goroh.

markermustache January 31 2009, 05:43:38 UTC

... EITHER ONE OF US. Why would someone tear up an action figure! They must be crazy-pants or something.

And why did they take his head?! I could have replaced an arm with a stick or something, but not something important like a head! How is he suppose to win imaginary f-zero races without his helmet?!

icequeen_aran January 31 2009, 06:05:07 UTC

Obviously some sort of twisted sacrificial ritual. Did you dust for finger prints?

markermustache January 31 2009, 06:15:39 UTC

... No? I don't have a finger print kit. Do you have one I could borrow? I could be like Dad and Godfather, solving crimes with that science stuff!

pedaltothemetal January 31 2009, 05:35:18 UTC

Well that is just.

A shame.

markermustache January 31 2009, 05:41:30 UTC

THEY TOOK YOURS TOO! I think one of the legs I found was from your action figure! But there's millions of yours and I have an extra so it wasn't so bad....

pedaltothemetal January 31 2009, 05:45:29 UTC

Huh. Wonder what they wanted with them.

markermustache January 31 2009, 05:50:27 UTC

Maybe they were jealous of my awesome hoard of toys action figures and wanted a piece of them! Literally!

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fist_of_win January 31 2009, 06:12:30 UTC

WHAT.

markermustache January 31 2009, 06:59:04 UTC

I KNOW. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN DAD?! And Godfather thinks someone might be combining your action figures together!

fist_of_win January 31 2009, 08:14:34 UTC

WHAT WOULD BE THE POINT OF THAT?

monotreme_101 January 31 2009, 19:40:14 UTC

...maybe if you combine enough of them together you get a giant city destroying robot? o.o

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