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[markermustache]

YES POP I GOT THE MESSAGE. Apparently I was suppose to introduce myself or something. I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY BY THE RULES. I'VE GOT A SWORD. PEOPLE WITH SWORDS MAKE THEIR OWN RULES.

... FINE DAD. I'm Dai, Dai Goroh. Yes, the son of THAT Goroh, who invented pretty much everything awesome. And yes, awesome does run in the family.

Anyway, while I was

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[blondprodigy]

[markermustache]

Wow, someone for the questionnaire already?! HERE IS SOME CANDY. IT IS PROBABLY STILL GOOD.

Here is the questionnaire!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES:

[blondprodigy]

WHAT IS YOUR NAME: Jeff Andonuts
DO YOU LIKE CARS: YES
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW: Sort of
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER: Mr. Falcon
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES: Yes
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON: No
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS: Sneakin

H-hey, wait a second! I don't want to be anyone's mother!

[markermustache]

Are you sure? It could be fun! At least for me Since I'm not entirely sure of what these mother things do, I'm accepting applications from pretty much everyone.

FALCON? THAT WORTHLESS GODFATHER OF MINE?

[painting_beagle]

H...huh..

...........It's kinda odd how I can kinda..fit about five of those in the list..WHYYYsodkfsod

[markermustache]

This is not odd! Clearly it is a sign you are suppose to be my mother-thing.

Well, that isn't random shouting, but it is a slight sign of interest! Here's some candy and a bag of cheetos I might have taken from my pop when he wasn't looking. I think they are mostly fresh?

And the questionnaire!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES:

[painting_beagle]

D: WHAT...herthatworks. 8D; You can keep the cheetos huhu, I'm perfect with the candy. |D;

UHHWHYAMIDOINGTHISSSS..

WHAT IS YOUR NAME: Smeargle Doburu~
DO YOU LIKE CARS: ...Well, I don't hate them. 8D;
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW: NO. D: I've never done something like that!
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER: Fff. Mr. Falcon! *A* Mr. Goroh's second~ :3
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES: YES. *A*
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON: ...Not..not that I know of. o_o;
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS: Uh..Nin..ninja skills? o_o; None? D:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES: ..8D My tail's an unlimited supply of ink? Uh..|: I can draw? I..I don't really kno-

....Wait...
...You..you know I'm only 14, right? D:

[markermustache]

Cool! I can keep the cheetos for someone else then. I'm sure Pops doesn't need them.

I wasn't aware there was an age range for mother-things. But I'm Dai Goroh and I say ANYONE at ANY AGE can be my mother-thing!

HAVE MORE CANDY!

[rainbowend]

Sad how kindness and compassion aren't on the list. I would like to think that's a little more important then say, farting.

[markermustache]

What does kindness have to do with COOKIES and PRESENTS?

... I don't know if filling out the questionnaire would be the right thing for you-- anyone who doesn't understand the art of farting probably wouldn't last very long in the Goroh household.

... but you can still have a handful of candy anyway. From the bottom of the bag, probably very smushed

[rainbowend]

Well... The kinder the mother, the more cookies and presents you're likely to get. They're also more accepting of their child's.. shortcomings.

And really, I don't think it's the farting that would bother me as much as the yelling. Your daddy is pretty, umm, loud. So to speak.

Thank you for the candy. I don't have much of a sweet tooth but it's the thought that counts.

[markermustache]

Ah, this kindness thing makes sense. Plus, a kind mother would probably not say anything about suspicious things... hm... I should probably add that to the list, too!

Thank you! I mean... uh... whatever, you know.

[icequeen_aran]

Wooooow.

So, how big of a cannon are we talkin' here?

[camo_box]

S-stop that.

[icequeen_aran]

Stop what?

[markermustache]

YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Unless... you have some kind of a claim to my father and want to be my exclusive mother-thing? In which case, all I can ask is, do you know how to make cookies?

[impish_shadow]

[markermustache]

You look interesting! Are those TATTOOS?!! Have some candy! A LOT OF IT! Tattoos are super cool! I should add that to the list of mother-thing qualities.

OH and fill out this questionnaire!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES

[impish_shadow]

Heheh, you can keep the candy, kid. It might be easier for you to think of them as tattoos, so sure.

....

I'd like to exercise my right of not filling in this hopefully optional questionnaire.

[markermustache]

That is *cool!* When I grow up, I'm totally going to have TONS of tattoos. Is there something you'd like beyond candy? I'm sure I can steal find something for you, something-like-tattoos person!

And seriously, refusing to conform to questionnaire means you are naturally awesome! So you move on to the next round!