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[markermustache]

YES POP I GOT THE MESSAGE. Apparently I was suppose to introduce myself or something. I DON'T HAVE TO PLAY BY THE RULES. I'VE GOT A SWORD. PEOPLE WITH SWORDS MAKE THEIR OWN RULES.

... FINE DAD. I'm Dai, Dai Goroh. Yes, the son of THAT Goroh, who invented pretty much everything awesome. And yes, awesome does run in the family.

Anyway, while I was

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[umbreon_blacky]

A voice like that... Powerful, projecting, instead of simply yelling...

My, my. What's your story, kiddo?

[markermustache]

Kiddo? I'm of age! shifty eyed.

... Are those RED EYES? Can you shoot laser beams out of them? SO COOL. Fill out my questionnaire and get some candy or other stuff!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES:

[umbreon_blacky]

Of age? Then you have no need for a mother, silly. Shame, it seemed like an interesting position~

Sadly, my eyes don't do anything like that. They just see into your soul. ♥

[markermustache]

Bah, I'm Dai Goroh! I don't need a mother-thing anyway, I just want one. Temporarily! So age doesn't really matter...

And your eyes see into people's souls? That's kind of cool *___*.

[pedaltothemetal]

...
....

I really really tried hard to think of something to say here.

I don't even know.

...Stay out of trouble, I run detention.

[markermustache]

YOU CARE. YOU REALLY REALLY CARE. *____*.

Trouble, me? When have I *EVER* been in trouble!

[pedaltothemetal]

You know, I would probably like you a lot had your father not RAISED YOU TO HATE ME.

Just giving you a heads up. In case things start to go missing.

[pudgy_purple]

Candy?

[markermustache]

Why not? FILL OUT THIS SURVEY THOUGH.

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES:

And then you can have like, a BAG of candy!

[pudgy_purple]

My name is Petunia and I like cookies very much. I do not know the answers to the other questions.
I am not very good at this test.

[markermustache]

Test? Not a test! Just a few questions. There is no right or wrong answer! (Well, except putting someone STUPID down for favorite F-Zero Racer, like that stupid woman who wears her underwear ON THE OUTSIDE OF HER CLOTHES).

HAVE SOME CANDY!

[ionianmode]

Can Ionia play too? *A*

[markermustache]

SURE. I think I remember you from before! Which means you can have some candy BEFORE you even fill out the questionnaire!

But feel free to fill it out after!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES:

I think there's still some good kinds of candy left... What do you like, anyway?

[ionianmode]

WHAT IS YOUR NAME: IONIA ANDONUTS
DO YOU LIKE CARS: YES YES YES VERY MUCH CARS ARE THE BEST THING
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW: IONIA DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE LAW IS 'A';;
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER: GRANDPA FALCON
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES: IONIA LOVES COOKIES
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON: NO
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS: NINJA SIZE, NINJA GRENADES
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES: IONIA HAS ROBOTS AND IONIA WILL DRAW PICTURES AND ONE DAY IONIA WILL BE AN F-ZERO RACER ^A^
Also if Ionia cannot be a mother-thing Ionia will apply to be arch-rivals just like Grandpa Falcon and Mr. Goroh *A*

I... Ionia has not had candy before. Is it like cookies?

[markermustache]

ROBOTS? AUTOMATIC WIN.

WHAT. You haven't had CANDY BEFORE? WHAT KIND OF A GRANDFATHER IS FALCON. EVEN WORSE THAN WORSE GRANDFATHER. HERE. HAVE A BAG. NO! HAVE TWO BAGS. OH YOU POOR THING.

WE SHOULD SO BE ARCH RIVALS. I HAVE A SWORD, YOU HAVE ROBOTS. BEST RIVALS EVER!

((Dai, unfortunately, tends to confuse rivals with BFFs XD))

[animu_nerd]

[markermustache]

That is good pointing! Do *you* want to be my mother-thing?

I have one last questionnaire, here you go!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME:
DO YOU LIKE CARS:
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER:
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON:
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS:
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES:

And here's a bag of CANDY. Yes, almost rid of the evidence!

[animu_nerd]

......

*takes it anyway cause he's polite*

WHAT IS YOUR NAME: Hal Emmerich, aka Otacon
DO YOU LIKE CARS: Yes, but Helicopters more
HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THE LAW: ...No
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE F-ZERO RACER: Captain Falcon
DO YOU LIKE COOKIES: ...Yes
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SHOT OUT OF A CANNON: ...No?
WHAT NINJA SKILLS DO YOU POSSESS: ....
WHAT ARE YOUR MOST DESIRABLE QUALITIES: ....

[markermustache]

Helicopters are pretty cool-- especially when they crash into other things!

Someone who likes awesome things like Helicopters totally HAS to have some kind of ninja skills!