I just looked at my recent google searches for the last couple weeks:

[marklar0128]

Koa wood
Orgy Party
Powerful penis pumps
zip code
grrl toyz
suze orman
moore college of art and design
avanti ingredients lubricant

How would I explain that to a federal investigation team?

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[secret_reality]

Timo's Tips on Foiling a federal Investigation Team.

Koa wood - Tell them you were looking at prices for a friend (me) because his coffee table is made of Koa wood.

Orgy Party - Smile. Look them dead in the eye. And then tell them you want to sleep with their wife.

Powerful Penis Pumps - Explain that you were merely looking to see if the name had been used before. Tell them you felt pity for the "common man" for not having that dinosaur penis you spoke of in earlier posts and developed a machine to let them experience "what it's like to be the Marklar."

Zip Code - Smile. Look them dead in the eye. And tell them you were looking for directions to their house. (See "Orgy Party")

Grrl Toyz - Tell them its part of your plan to overthrow the government. Then laugh maniacally until they give up and ask you a different question.

Suze Orman - Explain that you were thinking about legally changing your name to Suze Orman and you wanted to see if it was taken.

Moore College of Art and Design - Tell them you hear wonderful tales of a place