I am the Fairy Queen
Well according to holdyourtongues I am.
There is nothing wrong with the fact that I might be. As my Uncle Victor says I'm in touch with my feminine side.
Happy Belated Forth of July to my American Friends. I have to celebrate the forth as I live in the US now *cough avoiding Canadian Taxes cough*.
Ok, so Johan has been visiting.
Fun fun fun!
We've been trying out the stuff in the... Um Basement *wink*
Our Conversation:
SwedishPride2006: *honks the horn a few times, leaning out the window* MESS? ...Mark? Anyone home?
MooseCaptainMess: C'mon in!!!
MooseCaptainMess: *open the gates*
SwedishPride2006: *grins and pulls the car around, shutting down the engine in front of the house before shoving open the car door* Mess...this place is huge.
MooseCaptainMess: yup
SwedishPride2006: *gets out of the car and stares upwards* Damn. So? *glances at you* Show me around?
MooseCaptainMess: sure what would you like to see first?
SwedishPride2006: *grins* If I say the bedroom would that be cliched?
MooseCaptainMess: no. but I thought you might to see the dungeon, or the dungeon on the boat or the padded room...
SwedishPride2006: *quirks an eyebrow* Dungeon?
MooseCaptainMess: Yup
SwedishPride2006: Oh, lead on.
MooseCaptainMess: whips chains wall links
MooseCaptainMess: it down stairs watch out for the cobwebs
SwedishPride2006: *follows you, grinning* Cobwebs? *peers down the steps*
MooseCaptainMess: don't trip *grabs your arm* solid
SwedishPride2006: Won't trip... *lets you lead him down the steps*
MooseCaptainMess: look over to the left is the wheel of torture
SwedishPride2006: *stares over and blinks* I have only ever seen ONE of those before.
MooseCaptainMess: have you ever been on one?
SwedishPride2006: *shakes head slowly*
MooseCaptainMess: you want to?
SwedishPride2006: *starts grinning* Try anything once...
MooseCaptainMess: I'll let you spin around for a bit
SwedishPride2006: *walks over and touches it* How does it work, how do you get on it?
MooseCaptainMess: step up onto that step there, I'll strap you down
SwedishPride2006: This step? *hops up onto a step*
MooseCaptainMess: yup
MooseCaptainMess: now stand still
MooseCaptainMess: I'll do your ankles first
SwedishPride2006: *nods and stills, looking down at his ankles*
MooseCaptainMess: Ok, now put your arms up...
SwedishPride2006: *silently lifts arms*
MooseCaptainMess: *straps on*
MooseCaptainMess: Ok now I'll buckle you in at the waist
SwedishPride2006: *nods and tests the arm straps* Do it.
MooseCaptainMess: *spins*
MooseCaptainMess: tell me if you feel sick
SwedishPride2006: *laughs, spinning* No - but - how is THIS torture?
MooseCaptainMess: Well, usually you get tied up with your face facing the wheel and then you gets whipped or spanked as you spin
MooseCaptainMess: I'm being nice for your first time
SwedishPride2006: *smirks, still spinning* Nice is so overrated, Mess.
MooseCaptainMess: Sorry
SwedishPride2006: S'okay... *stares upward, the wheel stopped spinning, feet in the air* Nice. Blood rushing to my head right about now.
MooseCaptainMess: I can untie you and let you fall on your head
SwedishPride2006: *grins* I am a goalie - I would not fall on my head, I can do handstands!
MooseCaptainMess: Oooh
MooseCaptainMess: *unties you*
MooseCaptainMess: hanmdstands
MooseCaptainMess: *claps*
SwedishPride2006: Ack! *almost falls but manages to spring up on his hands and land on his knees* See? There!
MooseCaptainMess: *applauds*
SwedishPride2006: *bows, still on his knees*
MooseCaptainMess: and I also have a suana down here
SwedishPride2006: You definitely know how to live, my good man. *gets to his feet*
MooseCaptainMess: and a steam room
SwedishPride2006: *laughs* Steam? Just go outside for that. Is like 90 here.
MooseCaptainMess: mmm but it's nice
MooseCaptainMess: the pores open
SwedishPride2006: *starts laughing* There is better ways to get sweaty, Mark.
MooseCaptainMess: true
MooseCaptainMess: want to go see the pool, or the ocean?
SwedishPride2006: *nods* Of course. After you.
MooseCaptainMess: *up the stairs*
SwedishPride2006: *takes one last look around and follows cheerfully*
MooseCaptainMess: Oh don;t worry we'll be back down here
SwedishPride2006: *chuckles* That a promise?
MooseCaptainMess: oHnyeah
SwedishPride2006: Great. *grins* You know I almost did not find this place but then...is not exactly small. If I was better at golf...
MooseCaptainMess: well we can go out on the greens tomorrow and find tou what you're goo at ;)
MooseCaptainMess: did I mention the Gators?
SwedishPride2006: Er - Gators?
MooseCaptainMess: alligatorsa
MooseCaptainMess: they live in the canal
SwedishPride2006: *blinks* Around HERE?
MooseCaptainMess: yup
SwedishPride2006: Damn. *looks faintly disconcerted* I think I will stick to your pool.
MooseCaptainMess: that might be a good idea
SwedishPride2006: Just might. So? *leans forward* Anywhere ELSE you want to show off eh?
MooseCaptainMess: you want to see the boat or wait til tomorrow
SwedishPride2006: *glances at the clock* Ah, we can wait, you think?
MooseCaptainMess: yeah.
MooseCaptainMess: I can show you your bedroom
SwedishPride2006: *laughs* Please do.
MooseCaptainMess: I don't have any doors anywhere so I hope your not self concious
MooseCaptainMess: I walk around naked a lot so
SwedishPride2006: I can see the no doors thing... *blinks* And er, why would I find the nakedness offensive now?
MooseCaptainMess: I don't know people are weird sometimes
MooseCaptainMess: Mike Richter loved it though
MooseCaptainMess: he was trying tpo pull Leetch's clothes of once, Brian was the shy one
SwedishPride2006: *starts laughing, pausing in the doorway of his bedroom* Richter and Leetch, huh?
MooseCaptainMess: oh god like fucking rabbits
SwedishPride2006: *keeps laughing, slumping against the doorway* You are KIDDING.
MooseCaptainMess: no..
MooseCaptainMess: I caught them one morning in the kitchen on the island
MooseCaptainMess: I was like.. I told the two of you to make breakfast
SwedishPride2006: *giggles* Was breakfast ever made?
MooseCaptainMess: Um.... I had cold cereal if that tells you anything
SwedishPride2006: *shakes his head, still chuckling* Mental pictures, Mark.
MooseCaptainMess: I had to go eat in the dining room
MooseCaptainMess: couldn't stay in the kitchen
SwedishPride2006: I would have told them to get out of MY kitchen. *pauses* Not that kitchen sex is bad, is just, only if the owner is involved.
MooseCaptainMess: I know I was told get out Mess and I wans't quite awake enough
SwedishPride2006: Mmm. Well, at the very least I would have WATCHED.
MooseCaptainMess: I wanted too
MooseCaptainMess: but I respect them too much
SwedishPride2006: Ah. *glances around his room* I should say, I do appreciate this very much.
And that Ended Day 1
MooseCaptainMess: *ties you down on your bed*
AbsolutHedberg: *mumbles, still half-asleep* Hey wha?
MooseCaptainMess: *giggles*
MooseCaptainMess: let the games begin
AbsolutHedberg: *shakes head, testing the restraints* Nice way to be woken up...
MooseCaptainMess: Mmmm
MooseCaptainMess: what should I do?
MooseCaptainMess: spanking
MooseCaptainMess: sucking
MooseCaptainMess: sleeping?
AbsolutHedberg: *sinks back onto the pillow, smirks* Well, *I* sure cannot choose yes? *tests restrains again*
MooseCaptainMess: I tie good knots
AbsolutHedberg: *laughs* No kidding - and they are tight! *grins* Lots of practice?
MooseCaptainMess: oh yeah
AbsolutHedberg: So... *wiggles* You are not going to just leave me here?
MooseCaptainMess: I might
MooseCaptainMess: depending on how you beg me
AbsolutHedberg: *jaw drops* You would leave me here?!
MooseCaptainMess: I might
MooseCaptainMess: I wonder if I could get your new plaything here....
MooseCaptainMess: Marc Andre....
MooseCaptainMess: Nah you need to break him in first
MooseCaptainMess: he's too new
AbsolutHedberg: *nods* Sorry Mess, you cannot have him, he is too green, I am selfish...
MooseCaptainMess: I know
MooseCaptainMess: we did the same thing to Blackburn
AbsolutHedberg: Blackburn is...cute. *struggles with the knots*
MooseCaptainMess: *laughs*
MooseCaptainMess: Foppa thinks I should suck you then spank you, then sleep with you
AbsolutHedberg: *pauses* You should listen to Foppa.
MooseCaptainMess: I might
MooseCaptainMess: Foppa is wise for one so young
AbsolutHedberg: Well! *crinkles the restrains impatiently*
MooseCaptainMess: *takes off your pants*
AbsolutHedberg: *grumbles* About time...
MooseCaptainMess: I could go slower
MooseCaptainMess: after 25 seasons I know how to take my time
MooseCaptainMess: and extend the pleasure
AbsolutHedberg: *smirks* If I made a comment about old men's early bedtimes would you have to spank me?
MooseCaptainMess: *laughs*
MooseCaptainMess: Old Men who sleep late
MooseCaptainMess: but still don't need to take viagra
MooseCaptainMess: I feel like I'm 25
MooseCaptainMess: look like I'm going on 43
AbsolutHedberg: *smirks* And you sure do talk a lot.
MooseCaptainMess: *crawls on the bed*
AbsolutHedberg: *lifts chin up to you* Better.
MooseCaptainMess: *takes off your shirt*
MooseCaptainMess: *licks your chest*
AbsolutHedberg: *shivers and tilts head back to stare at the ceiling*
MooseCaptainMess: *licks your neck*
AbsolutHedberg: *starts giggling* That TICKLES.
MooseCaptainMess: *tickles your ribs*
AbsolutHedberg: *starts cracking up and flailing* No, no!
MooseCaptainMess: You can't flail you're tied down
AbsolutHedberg: *snorts* I know I am tied down. *tugs on the bonds* But I can still flail, you did not get my feet!
MooseCaptainMess: *sits on your thighs* not now
AbsolutHedberg: *tries to buck you off*
MooseCaptainMess: *laughs*
MooseCaptainMess: *tickles8
MooseCaptainMess: *grabs your cock*
MooseCaptainMess: I wouldn't if I were you
AbsolutHedberg: *squeaks* O...k-kay...
AbsolutHedberg: *lays still, breathing shallow*
MooseCaptainMess: *strokes*
AbsolutHedberg: *murmurs, wiggling his hips* Not...bad...
By The Way, team Orgies are a team bonding experience. In more ways than one. *wink*
Semen + Players = Unique bonding experience. *laughs*
And by the way MacT, do you drink to remember, or do you drink to forget??? Hmmm.......
There is nothing wrong with the fact that I might be. As my Uncle Victor says I'm in touch with my feminine side.
Happy Belated Forth of July to my American Friends. I have to celebrate the forth as I live in the US now *cough avoiding Canadian Taxes cough*.
Ok, so Johan has been visiting.
Fun fun fun!
We've been trying out the stuff in the... Um Basement *wink*
Our Conversation:
SwedishPride2006: *honks the horn a few times, leaning out the window* MESS? ...Mark? Anyone home?
MooseCaptainMess: C'mon in!!!
MooseCaptainMess: *open the gates*
SwedishPride2006: *grins and pulls the car around, shutting down the engine in front of the house before shoving open the car door* Mess...this place is huge.
MooseCaptainMess: yup
SwedishPride2006: *gets out of the car and stares upwards* Damn. So? *glances at you* Show me around?
MooseCaptainMess: sure what would you like to see first?
SwedishPride2006: *grins* If I say the bedroom would that be cliched?
MooseCaptainMess: no. but I thought you might to see the dungeon, or the dungeon on the boat or the padded room...
SwedishPride2006: *quirks an eyebrow* Dungeon?
MooseCaptainMess: Yup
SwedishPride2006: Oh, lead on.
MooseCaptainMess: whips chains wall links
MooseCaptainMess: it down stairs watch out for the cobwebs
SwedishPride2006: *follows you, grinning* Cobwebs? *peers down the steps*
MooseCaptainMess: don't trip *grabs your arm* solid
SwedishPride2006: Won't trip... *lets you lead him down the steps*
MooseCaptainMess: look over to the left is the wheel of torture
SwedishPride2006: *stares over and blinks* I have only ever seen ONE of those before.
MooseCaptainMess: have you ever been on one?
SwedishPride2006: *shakes head slowly*
MooseCaptainMess: you want to?
SwedishPride2006: *starts grinning* Try anything once...
MooseCaptainMess: I'll let you spin around for a bit
SwedishPride2006: *walks over and touches it* How does it work, how do you get on it?
MooseCaptainMess: step up onto that step there, I'll strap you down
SwedishPride2006: This step? *hops up onto a step*
MooseCaptainMess: yup
MooseCaptainMess: now stand still
MooseCaptainMess: I'll do your ankles first
SwedishPride2006: *nods and stills, looking down at his ankles*
MooseCaptainMess: Ok, now put your arms up...
SwedishPride2006: *silently lifts arms*
MooseCaptainMess: *straps on*
MooseCaptainMess: Ok now I'll buckle you in at the waist
SwedishPride2006: *nods and tests the arm straps* Do it.
MooseCaptainMess: *spins*
MooseCaptainMess: tell me if you feel sick
SwedishPride2006: *laughs, spinning* No - but - how is THIS torture?
MooseCaptainMess: Well, usually you get tied up with your face facing the wheel and then you gets whipped or spanked as you spin
MooseCaptainMess: I'm being nice for your first time
SwedishPride2006: *smirks, still spinning* Nice is so overrated, Mess.
MooseCaptainMess: Sorry
SwedishPride2006: S'okay... *stares upward, the wheel stopped spinning, feet in the air* Nice. Blood rushing to my head right about now.
MooseCaptainMess: I can untie you and let you fall on your head
SwedishPride2006: *grins* I am a goalie - I would not fall on my head, I can do handstands!
MooseCaptainMess: Oooh
MooseCaptainMess: *unties you*
MooseCaptainMess: hanmdstands
MooseCaptainMess: *claps*
SwedishPride2006: Ack! *almost falls but manages to spring up on his hands and land on his knees* See? There!
MooseCaptainMess: *applauds*
SwedishPride2006: *bows, still on his knees*
MooseCaptainMess: and I also have a suana down here
SwedishPride2006: You definitely know how to live, my good man. *gets to his feet*
MooseCaptainMess: and a steam room
SwedishPride2006: *laughs* Steam? Just go outside for that. Is like 90 here.
MooseCaptainMess: mmm but it's nice
MooseCaptainMess: the pores open
SwedishPride2006: *starts laughing* There is better ways to get sweaty, Mark.
MooseCaptainMess: true
MooseCaptainMess: want to go see the pool, or the ocean?
SwedishPride2006: *nods* Of course. After you.
MooseCaptainMess: *up the stairs*
SwedishPride2006: *takes one last look around and follows cheerfully*
MooseCaptainMess: Oh don;t worry we'll be back down here
SwedishPride2006: *chuckles* That a promise?
MooseCaptainMess: oHnyeah
SwedishPride2006: Great. *grins* You know I almost did not find this place but then...is not exactly small. If I was better at golf...
MooseCaptainMess: well we can go out on the greens tomorrow and find tou what you're goo at ;)
MooseCaptainMess: did I mention the Gators?
SwedishPride2006: Er - Gators?
MooseCaptainMess: alligatorsa
MooseCaptainMess: they live in the canal
SwedishPride2006: *blinks* Around HERE?
MooseCaptainMess: yup
SwedishPride2006: Damn. *looks faintly disconcerted* I think I will stick to your pool.
MooseCaptainMess: that might be a good idea
SwedishPride2006: Just might. So? *leans forward* Anywhere ELSE you want to show off eh?
MooseCaptainMess: you want to see the boat or wait til tomorrow
SwedishPride2006: *glances at the clock* Ah, we can wait, you think?
MooseCaptainMess: yeah.
MooseCaptainMess: I can show you your bedroom
SwedishPride2006: *laughs* Please do.
MooseCaptainMess: I don't have any doors anywhere so I hope your not self concious
MooseCaptainMess: I walk around naked a lot so
SwedishPride2006: I can see the no doors thing... *blinks* And er, why would I find the nakedness offensive now?
MooseCaptainMess: I don't know people are weird sometimes
MooseCaptainMess: Mike Richter loved it though
MooseCaptainMess: he was trying tpo pull Leetch's clothes of once, Brian was the shy one
SwedishPride2006: *starts laughing, pausing in the doorway of his bedroom* Richter and Leetch, huh?
MooseCaptainMess: oh god like fucking rabbits
SwedishPride2006: *keeps laughing, slumping against the doorway* You are KIDDING.
MooseCaptainMess: no..
MooseCaptainMess: I caught them one morning in the kitchen on the island
MooseCaptainMess: I was like.. I told the two of you to make breakfast
SwedishPride2006: *giggles* Was breakfast ever made?
MooseCaptainMess: Um.... I had cold cereal if that tells you anything
SwedishPride2006: *shakes his head, still chuckling* Mental pictures, Mark.
MooseCaptainMess: I had to go eat in the dining room
MooseCaptainMess: couldn't stay in the kitchen
SwedishPride2006: I would have told them to get out of MY kitchen. *pauses* Not that kitchen sex is bad, is just, only if the owner is involved.
MooseCaptainMess: I know I was told get out Mess and I wans't quite awake enough
SwedishPride2006: Mmm. Well, at the very least I would have WATCHED.
MooseCaptainMess: I wanted too
MooseCaptainMess: but I respect them too much
SwedishPride2006: Ah. *glances around his room* I should say, I do appreciate this very much.
And that Ended Day 1
MooseCaptainMess: *ties you down on your bed*
AbsolutHedberg: *mumbles, still half-asleep* Hey wha?
MooseCaptainMess: *giggles*
MooseCaptainMess: let the games begin
AbsolutHedberg: *shakes head, testing the restraints* Nice way to be woken up...
MooseCaptainMess: Mmmm
MooseCaptainMess: what should I do?
MooseCaptainMess: spanking
MooseCaptainMess: sucking
MooseCaptainMess: sleeping?
AbsolutHedberg: *sinks back onto the pillow, smirks* Well, *I* sure cannot choose yes? *tests restrains again*
MooseCaptainMess: I tie good knots
AbsolutHedberg: *laughs* No kidding - and they are tight! *grins* Lots of practice?
MooseCaptainMess: oh yeah
AbsolutHedberg: So... *wiggles* You are not going to just leave me here?
MooseCaptainMess: I might
MooseCaptainMess: depending on how you beg me
AbsolutHedberg: *jaw drops* You would leave me here?!
MooseCaptainMess: I might
MooseCaptainMess: I wonder if I could get your new plaything here....
MooseCaptainMess: Marc Andre....
MooseCaptainMess: Nah you need to break him in first
MooseCaptainMess: he's too new
AbsolutHedberg: *nods* Sorry Mess, you cannot have him, he is too green, I am selfish...
MooseCaptainMess: I know
MooseCaptainMess: we did the same thing to Blackburn
AbsolutHedberg: Blackburn is...cute. *struggles with the knots*
MooseCaptainMess: *laughs*
MooseCaptainMess: Foppa thinks I should suck you then spank you, then sleep with you
AbsolutHedberg: *pauses* You should listen to Foppa.
MooseCaptainMess: I might
MooseCaptainMess: Foppa is wise for one so young
AbsolutHedberg: Well! *crinkles the restrains impatiently*
MooseCaptainMess: *takes off your pants*
AbsolutHedberg: *grumbles* About time...
MooseCaptainMess: I could go slower
MooseCaptainMess: after 25 seasons I know how to take my time
MooseCaptainMess: and extend the pleasure
AbsolutHedberg: *smirks* If I made a comment about old men's early bedtimes would you have to spank me?
MooseCaptainMess: *laughs*
MooseCaptainMess: Old Men who sleep late
MooseCaptainMess: but still don't need to take viagra
MooseCaptainMess: I feel like I'm 25
MooseCaptainMess: look like I'm going on 43
AbsolutHedberg: *smirks* And you sure do talk a lot.
MooseCaptainMess: *crawls on the bed*
AbsolutHedberg: *lifts chin up to you* Better.
MooseCaptainMess: *takes off your shirt*
MooseCaptainMess: *licks your chest*
AbsolutHedberg: *shivers and tilts head back to stare at the ceiling*
MooseCaptainMess: *licks your neck*
AbsolutHedberg: *starts giggling* That TICKLES.
MooseCaptainMess: *tickles your ribs*
AbsolutHedberg: *starts cracking up and flailing* No, no!
MooseCaptainMess: You can't flail you're tied down
AbsolutHedberg: *snorts* I know I am tied down. *tugs on the bonds* But I can still flail, you did not get my feet!
MooseCaptainMess: *sits on your thighs* not now
AbsolutHedberg: *tries to buck you off*
MooseCaptainMess: *laughs*
MooseCaptainMess: *tickles8
MooseCaptainMess: *grabs your cock*
MooseCaptainMess: I wouldn't if I were you
AbsolutHedberg: *squeaks* O...k-kay...
AbsolutHedberg: *lays still, breathing shallow*
MooseCaptainMess: *strokes*
AbsolutHedberg: *murmurs, wiggling his hips* Not...bad...
By The Way, team Orgies are a team bonding experience. In more ways than one. *wink*
Semen + Players = Unique bonding experience. *laughs*
And by the way MacT, do you drink to remember, or do you drink to forget??? Hmmm.......