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[markovincognita]

so uh

you guys know i eat really weird stuff, right

well today I kind of met a woman named Mrs. Lovett and she had meat pies. which, you know, meat and pie, two great tastes that should taste great together.

not only did it not taste all that good (and I think I ate a bug, but that's not the gross part), i found out the meat in the pie was cat

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[canon_is_god]

...

k-kitty ;_;

[markovincognita]

i know, sarah
i know

i didn't like it either

[canon_is_god]

i mean

I know some cultures do that and stuff but

i stick to beef thank you

[markovincognita]

i brought it up

she said she and the butcher weren't on good terms
and also she can't afford beef

i mean, i guess it's okay if she can't afford it because she has to make a living somehow, but...