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[markque]

We should replace the president with a monkey. No more vote recounts, no more Iraq. Monkies only care about two things; there much simpler than humans. Food and sex. We eat and we reproduce. no nukes, no oil, no "Don't mess with Texas" bullshit. The only problem is that people would probably fight over what the president monkey should be called. I'

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[innovationless]

I think Bill Clinton was close to a monkey and look how good he was. His priorities were food and sex. He also did a few other things though like bomb Kosovo or something, so you bring up a good point; a pure monkey would do best as president. You might need a whole cabinet full of monkies though.