my Horrible Hurricane Holidy

[markque]

In thinking the hurricane would be lots of fun to catch up with myself(no not mastrubation, but thinking and meditation time) God took exactly what I wanted and reversed it. This Hurricane kept me inside my house with only the three dogs my mom and my sister, "The Evil Quintet". Even after the hurricane had left a considerable amount of damage, the

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[itsjess]

I will concur that the damage here was very severe as well. An old brow palm frawn plunged down only to land on a small plant, de-potting it. That plant was just one of the casualties that this sad town endured. The memorial service will be next wednesday if you care to attend. It wont be open casket though. The bush is far to defaced. I send my deepest sympathy to the three inch scratch. Maybe I'll start a memorial fund for it. As for the disease of pale skin (which i too seem to have caught) it can be undone. On the upside you have a cool icon and for that i envy you.

Much love
JRoss

[markque]

I hear that the funeral prosession for the de-potted pot ::does sign of the cross in reverence:: will have to be postponed till Friday because there was a small patch of grass in the cemetary that was de-patched ::does another signe of the cross::. The funeral for the de-patched patch will be held next Sunday. God Bless all those hurt in the most devestating hurricane ever.

-markque

[itsjess]

I have news that may be difficult to hear. Supposedly there is ::moment of dead silence:: another hurricane on the way. All services are to be postponed untill further notice. It is with deep regret that i inform you of this for i know how devestated you were over both the de-potted plant and the de-patched grass. It also means you may need to endure another 48 hours of video games and the "evil quintet" My deepest sympathys to you and yours.

JRoss

gooood

[rangerrob]

first and foremost, that basically describes my life in a nutshell...except instead of video games, the guitar. second, that was good narrative. very enthralling. i was moved to tears!

-rob-