IC Apples to Apples
Willow: Hi Dexter!! Fancy seeing you here again.
Merlin: Hello, everyone!
Willow: Hi! :D We all have our little names on the thingy but I'm Willow.
Willow: Since your kids moved back in? That happened, right, I'm not imagining I saw that post?
Merlin: Good to meet you both. :)
Merlin: Um... sorry, I'm a little confused. Am I supposed to be doing something?
Willow: No, we're waiting for more people to start.
Merlin: Oh! Uh, all right.
wesley: Hello?
Willow: Wesley, I didn't know you played Apples to Apples!
Willow: (( what timeline uhhhhh yeah. ))
wesley: (( UMMM IDK S1 of angel i guess /always lives there))
wesley: Neither did I.
Willow: (( no lol I meant. s;dlkjg like. who cares about timelines ahhhh /does whatever, /needs sleep ))
Spike: [[remove dexter]]
Spike: [[ i like how i exchanged salmon for HOT FUCKING BARBIE PINK ]]
Merlin: (( /enjoyed this too, actually lol )
Willow: (( LMAO I was just thinking that ))
Spike: .... what is this color
Willow: Spike ! Wow, I guess I exchanged Dexter for you
Willow: What's happening?
Willow: And someone named Rachel, hi :)
Spike: you like me better than him anyway, doncha wils?
wesley: ... William the Bloody?
Willow: Oh, no, it's fine, he has a soul in the future.
wesley: Why are we playing Apples to Apples with William the Bloody?
Spike: havent gone by that in a long time, wes
Willow: It's freaky but it's really true.
Spike: glad to see you.. breathing though
wesley: Why are you calling me Wes?
Willow: ....SPIKE
Willow: WHat have I told you about spoilers?!!
Willow: I'm starting the game now!
Spike: Oh. Bollocks.
wesley: ...
Merlin: ((getting sleepy >_< it's 4am here haha. Nice to meet everyone, though <3 ())
Merlin: ((bye o/)
wesley: ((later bb))
Willow: ...And Cordy, too, this sure is just a blast from the past today.
wesley: Hello, Cordelia.
Cordelia: I can't believe my life has actually gotten this lame.
Willow: No one's forcing you to stay with the lame crowd.
wesley: Don't you have filing to do?
Willow: (( oh ugh Ca's computer is freaking out, she'll be right back xD;; we need a fourth to play anyway ))
wesley: (( noooo ;_; ))
Willow: (( annd click vote to skip on Merlin since she left :x ))
Cordelia: I did my filing! Did Angel try to claim I didn't? Just because he doesn't like the Cordelia Chase system doesn't make it not legitimate!
wesley: We're calling arranging files in the most haphazard manner imaginable a system now?
Willow: Not to gang up or anything, but standard filing protocol is alphabetical.
wesley: Indeed
Cordelia: it is not haphazard! it's just..unique.
Cordelia: Look, it totally makes sense to put all our wealthy clients under R for Rich
Willow: ... You put all the wealthy clients under Rich?
wesley: I think we'd all prefer if it were uniquely alphabetical.
wesley: Alphabetical meaning not arranged by social status.
Willow: Represent, Wesley.
Cordelia: What? There's nothing wrong with that. I mean, someday Angel might actually allow us to charge them actual decent amounts of money.
wesley: ... Represent what?
Willow: ... Intellectual people?
Willow: People that know how to file?
Willow: You can pick one.
wesley: Oh. Yes, ... represent, then.
Cordelia: I'm intellectual! I got great grades back in high school!
Rachel: ((OH MY GOD, THIS SITE HATES MY COMPUTER))
Willow: (( sometimes it flips out in an extreme way :( ))
Willow: I actually know for a fact that you did get good grades, I just wouldn't use the term... intellectual.
wesley: (( noooo :C ))
Willow: (( if we all vote to skip merlin and spike we can actually play a couple rounds if you want though :> ))
wesley: (( fine with me ))
Rachel: ((/does so))
Cordelia: ((/does so))
wesley: None of these things sound very exquisite to me.
Willow: Sorry, I was thinking that when I was looking at my cards. But I didn't exactly have any better choices.
Cordelia: look, of what I had...I figured you'd like someplace weird like Tibet
Rachel: I'm not sure what any of these things are...
Willow: Napoleon had some serious issues. Nice job with the representing.
Willow: Oh, oops, are you from one of those places that doesn't get all the modern stuff?
wesley: I'm glad to still be ... representing.
Rachel: Evidently.
wesley: I believe I'm winning.
Cordelia: At least I'm not losing
Willow: Well don't get sassy about it, I'm only one behind.
Willow: What'd I tell ya?
Cordelia: Wesley, what are so spooky about boy bands?
Cordelia: I'm mean they're cute, can harmonize...
wesley: They are very unsettling!
Cordelia: You're just jealous
wesley: Hardly.
Willow: Supermodels are SO not cuddly.
Cordelia: Some of the male ones look like they could be...
Willow: And I have certain, uh, unspeakable memories about pigs.... so, socks it is.
Willow: Hmm, maybe. They are kinda pointy though.
Rachel: I don't have many decent choices for this...
Willow: Kinda how it goes sometime, you just gotta keep at it and hope they're contrary.
Willow: (( LMAO Joss Whedon. we got Summer Glau once and it was like. oh. too bad the characters don't know who she is ))
wesley: (( LMAO I was so excited))
wesley: ((None of my cards fit anyway LMFAO))
Willow: Whoa, not to brag but I am rockin' this. I think I won last time, too.
Rachel: ((I seriously have the worst cards ever.)
Cordelia: (( it happens :c ))
Willow:...Lumberjacks are kinda hairy, and John Travolta's kinda old. This is tough.
wesley: I doubt you'll be in the lead for long.
Willow: Oho, brought your game face to this? I didn't even know you had a game face.
Cordelia: I can't believe you two are getting so intense over this stupid game.
wesley: I have several game faces!
Willow: ...I have nothing to say to that that wouldn't be potentially insulting. And hey, board games have a time honored tradition of intensity.
Cordelia: My family never did stuff like this, so I must have missed out on this tradition.
wesley: I've never even played before.
Willow: My family never did unless they felt like being parents that day. Mostly it was me and Xander and Jesse and a stand in doll for the fourth.
wesley: ... A stand in doll?
Willow: OH, my turn! Has to be Mr. T, sorry.
Cordelia: ...Seriously?
Willow: Hey, there wasn't a fourth that would play with us!
Willow: It's not like you would either!
Cordelia: Well of course not, I had things to do!
Willow: So no mocking us and our... pathetic nerd, sideline-y ways.
Willow: (( LMAO I will not pick "my bedroom" for emotional. ))
wesley: ((LMAO!!))
Willow: (( ...... or for this one either ))
wesley: There's still time to catch up ...
Willow: There's seven rounds left, it's true! :)
Cordelia: Getting out of them is really easy..
wesley: I'm already on my way to a recovery.
wesley: I figured you would know.
Cordelia: Are you trying to insult my driving?
Willow: I think he's complimenting your acting skills.
wesley: No, not at all ...
Cordelia: No, he's trying to imply I have experience getting out of speeding tickets!
Willow: Sorry, uh, I tried.
wesley: None of these seem very lovable, either ...
wesley: What is a Pokemon?
Willow: .....I know you're culturally unaware, Wes, but that's sad.
Rachel: I don't know what they are, either.
Willow: these are pokemon: http://anime-wallpapers.com/images/800x600/pokemon-allstars.jpg
Willow: they're from a video game and cartoon. very lovable.
wesley: ...
wesley: I see
Willow: Good game!
Rachel: I don't see how losing one's job is very calm.
wesley: I felt very calm when I lost my job.
Rachel: That was... interesting. I've never played a game like that before.
Willow: Although I just keep picturing Angel playing with you in real life and it's a pretty funny image.
wesley: I was very close to victory.
Willow: Well that wasn't exactly... the best job, no offense, Wes. We like Watchers better without the official Watcheryness.
wesley: I doubt this is a game Angel would be interested in ...
Willow: That's what makes it funny!
wesley: No offense taken.
Cordelia: He'd be even worse on the computer
Cordelia: He's so inept when it comes to technology
wesley: The computer would catch fire
Willow: Oh yeah, aren't you the one on the voice mail?
Cordelia: probably
Cordelia: Yes, I am.
Cordelia: I tried to get him to set it up but it ended..badly. He kept complaining about the voice telling himt hings.
Willow: I'd say you'd think he'd been dead for the past hundred years, but I guess he has.
wesley: Old dogs and new tricks and all that trite rubbish.
Willow: Well Mythbusters proved that wrong, but yes, that.
wesley: Mythbusters?
Willow: Two parts science, two parts extraneous blowng things up. They test urban myths on TV.
wesley: I'll have to catch it sometime.
Willow: It has all sorts of useful things! :D TV is not evil, I promise.
Willow: Just occasionally a little mind-sucking.
Cordelia: Do you even own a tv, wes?
wesley: Yes!
wesley: I'm not from the stone ages. I think even Angel owns a TV.
Willow: ...Angel owns a TV? I guess he moved up in life when he went to L.A.
Cordelia: He probably doesn't know how to turn it on
Willow: Oh, there we go.
Cordelia: I always have to fight Dennis over mine
wesley: ... Most likely
Willow: Who's Dennis? Your roommate?
Cordelia: Yep. He's..a ghost.
Willow: ...Oh. That's a little awkward.
Willow: I feel like you left Sunnydale and Sunnydale just came with you.
Cordelia: He's actually a really good roommate, even if he's a ghost. Better him than his bitch mother who tried to kill me.
Willow: Yeah, I'd say that's an improvement. At least he doesn't use up all the hot water, I'm betting.
Cordelia: Nope. And he likes to clean while I'm out, so that's a plus.
Willow: Wow, you did luck out on that one.
Willow: I should probably go to sleep at some point, shouldn't I? This is so irresponsible of me.
Cordelia: Oh no, Willow stays up late now, you sure have gotten super exciting since I've left.
Willow: Hey, I have gotten exciting! I do magic now! Real magic!
Willow: And there's... college!