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[marlo]

In my experience, IUD cramps are bearable most of the time, but once in a while I'll get these 20-second-long twinges of OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MY UTERUS MAKE IT STOP.

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[solipsiae]

When did you get yours in again? I barely even notice mine anymore!

[marlo]

In the fall. November, I think?

[solipsiae]

I mean, I still get cramps that take my breath away, but it's no longer the WHAT THE FUCK OH GOD BLEEDING HELP like in the first 4 months I had it, and more like the OH GREAT MONTHLY GIFT HERE WE GO AGAIN kind.

I was supposed to bleed yesterday. I hope I can do it and be done with it BEFORE Flipside, b/c fumbling with a cup in the portopotties doesn't sound too fun to me.

[marlo]

Oh yeah, I was so happy last year when I got my period a week before Burning Man. I don't use the cup anymore because I get so many yeast infections and I found out the cup can still have yeast on it even if you bleach it (wtf, idek), but even tampons and everything would be such a pain. And the cup, oy! Make sure you bring a headlamp :)

[kimlett]

So glad I don't need birth control anymore.

[marlo]

hehehe yes SMUGGY SMUGGENSTEIN

[marlo]

I should convince Adam to get a sex change. Or maybe just a vasectomy.

[firni]

Dear Nature,

I am done with my uterus. Please to be shutting it down now, kthxbai

[swinehund]

By 6 months, you should not get those anymore! At least I didn't. Scars up reeeeal nice.