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Title: Flipper Has No Brain :D
Characters: Roxas (blondjailbait) and Kadaj (silvertease)
Location: Jurassic Park :x
Summary: Roxas is lost. And in serious danger!
Rating: PG-13. Language and sexual implications.

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Roxas was still screaming as the dinosaur began to slowly approach him, lifting its enormous legs - three times the size of an elephant's - to egt closer. It's small head was getting closer to Roxas, supported on that abnormally long neck.

"HEEEELP!" Roxas cried. "IT'S GONNA EAT ME, HELP!"

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"KADAJ!" Roxas shreiked. He jumped up and ducked behind the larger teenager, quaking in fright. "Kadaj, it's so big it's gonna eat me please help Kadaj please..." he whimpered, wrapping his arms around him and pressing the side of his face against Kadaj's leather-clad back.

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"It's BIG," Roxas pointed out. "And generally speaking, BIG things hurt and then DEVOUR little things." He whacked the back of Kadaj's silvery head. "Didn't you pay attention during Biology last year? Or were you too busy staring at my butt?" Roxas had sat in front of Kadaj the previous year, in an AP Biology course that was far too advanced for him.

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Roxas scowled. He clutched Kadaj more, squeezing the poor teenager's ribs, slightly pissed off and grumbling about how Kadaj was a total liar and that he had TOTALLY been staring at Roxas's ass.

"...We can't be too careful, though! You knever know when they'll turn on you!"

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Still gripping Kadaj tightly, Roxas steered them both backwards towards the trees. The lazy dinosaur watched them both with one curious eye as tey disappeared into the brushed, Roxas's heart ppounding furiously against his chest as he watched the dinosaur watch the both of them.

Roxas slipped and cried out, falling into a rather large fern, still gripping Kadaj tightly from behind.