an official invitation to be shared with the public

[marmelady]

DARLING KATE LEE,
you are hereby invited to move to baltimore and be my roommate. it would rock. i'll cook for you, bitch.
LOVE,
KATE'S FUTURE WIFE

Comments

[nomoreheritage]

I object!

[nomoreheritage]

okay, I got used to the idea. But can't we move Baltimore to Grafton?

[inwards]

awww.. mai.

[marmelady]

maybe they could be sister cities!