I loved how you had to think of non-porny things to talk about in front of others. It's REALLY HARD! (I admire how you actually tried, though. Usually, I just go "oh well" and ignore all of the strange glances/disturbed looks/yells condemning me to hell. Go you guys!)
And I am so jealous of yu being in England! Stupid Atlantic ocean ):
Well, that poor guy. He just seemed so lonely, not creepy at all, so we chatted with him about random stuff. He was really sweet, though- every time we'd say anything about him after that, Sarah's immediate reaction was "oh, bless" XD
Ah, it's great over here! I even got to stay in a real British 2 up/2 down! It was so much fun! :D
"Our children would be fine! So the packing would be a little hap-hazard but they'd get fed- HOMG, I'VE FORGOTTEN MY LUNCH" *runs away badly*
Bwahahahahaha xD and my mum and her "this is you incentive to get a new bed, you'll have to get a double so you can sleep together next time" OH INNOCENT-MINDED MUMMY xD
LOLOL, did you see the look on my face, it was like 'OH, MARNIE KNOWS ABOUT THE BED' and your face was like 'OH, REALLY MRS S, HMMMM, CONFUSING INDEED, GOSH' xD
~next April~ "Sarah ... WHY IS YOUR NEW BED BROKEN?! Marnie I am so sorry, really, shoddy workmanship, I just don't understand ..."
Me: *slams down random handful of change* I want a ticket...
AHAHAHAAAAAAA. I DIED RIGHT THERE. AHAHAHAAAAAA!
YES, BUT DID YOU EVER USE THE WORD "QUID" FOR NO REASON? BC WHO EVER NEEDS A REASON USE THE WORD "QUID". OR "QUEUE" FOR THAT MATTER? LOL.
HOW DARE YOU MAKE US ALL LOOK BAD IN NOT KNOWING WHAT DRAGONHEART IS. YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE OVER IN ENGLAND, OR I'D KILL YOU MYSELF. KILL YOU MYSELF WITH YOUR FAIL. AHAHAHAAAA. SO DAMN LUCKY YOU FIXED THAT PROBLEM. I MEAN, JESUS, WOMAN, THEY SHOW THE MOVIE ON TV LIKE EVERY OTHER THREE MONTHS WHEN NOTHING'S ON. GOOD GOD. xDxDxDDDDDD
I AM ALSO NOT-SO-SECRETLY JEALOUS OF YOUR LEEDS FUN-TIMEZ. I'M MORE JEALOUS OF THIS THAN THE EXPO, BC EXPOS DON'T SERVE YOU BEAN-TOAST AND CREEPY PRESSED APPLE JUICE.
I FELT SO RETARDED, IT WAS AWFUL. THE BUS DRIVER JUST LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS CRAP STUCK ON HIS SHOE OR SOMETHING. IT WAS SO ADORABLE LATER BECAUSE I WAS POUTING OVER IT AND SARAH WAS ALL "DON'T WORRY, HE WAS JUST GRUMPY." AWW.
I KNOW, SHE WAS LIKE "IT'S GOOD THAT I'M SHOWING YOU THIS, BECAUSE EGO WOULD KILL YOU IF SHE EVER FOUND OUT YOU HADN'T SEEN IT" AND I WAS LIKE "SHE COULD TAKE ME. I NEED TO WATCH THIS TO PROTECT MYSELF."
TRUE, THE EXPO WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH COOLER IF THERE WAS BEANS ON TOAST. ANYTHING'S BETTER WITH BEANS ON TOAST, THOUGH.
DAMN RIGHT I CAN TAKE YOU. I WAS RAISED ON THE MEAN STREETS OF STUBBS EQUESTRIAN (note: that's the business name of my mother's horse breeding/riding instructing operation--AND IT'S TOUCH AS HELL, MIND YOU except actually it isn't).
OH MAN. I WOULD GO TO EXPO IF THEY WERE LIKE "AND AT FOUR, WE ALL BREAK FOR BEAN-TOAST!" AND THEN AT FOUR, ALL THE STALLS START HANDING OUT BEAN-TOAST AND TEA. YOU KNOW I WOULD. EXCEPT THE ANIME STALLS MIGHT HAND OUT WEIRD RED-BEAN PASTE STUFF WITH CUTE FACES IN IT. BECAUSE THOSE ANIME PEOPLE LIKE TO EAT INCREDIBLY CUTE THINGS THAT ARE ALSO KIND OF SCARY.
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And I am so jealous of yu being in England! Stupid Atlantic ocean ):
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Ah, it's great over here! I even got to stay in a real British 2 up/2 down! It was so much fun! :D
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"Our children would be fine! So the packing would be a little hap-hazard but they'd get fed- HOMG, I'VE FORGOTTEN MY LUNCH" *runs away badly*
Bwahahahahaha xD and my mum and her "this is you incentive to get a new bed, you'll have to get a double so you can sleep together next time" OH INNOCENT-MINDED MUMMY xD
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Your Mum: The bed you have now is so crap, and it's broken. It's broken, Marnie, can you believe that?
Me: O rly? I wonder how that happened?! (LOL)
AAAAH, GREAT WEEKEND. SO MUCH AWESOME, AND THE ENTRY IS SUPER LONG, BUT I WAS LIKE "I HAVE TO POST THE WHOLE THING, I HAVE TO"
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~next April~ "Sarah ... WHY IS YOUR NEW BED BROKEN?! Marnie I am so sorry, really, shoddy workmanship, I just don't understand ..."
AAHHH OMG SO MUCH FUNTEIMS *\o/*
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Me: O rly? I wonder how that happened?! (LOL)
*snerk*
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AHAHAHAAAAAAA. I DIED RIGHT THERE. AHAHAHAAAAAA!
YES, BUT DID YOU EVER USE THE WORD "QUID" FOR NO REASON? BC WHO EVER NEEDS A REASON USE THE WORD "QUID". OR "QUEUE" FOR THAT MATTER? LOL.
HOW DARE YOU MAKE US ALL LOOK BAD IN NOT KNOWING WHAT DRAGONHEART IS. YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE OVER IN ENGLAND, OR I'D KILL YOU MYSELF. KILL YOU MYSELF WITH YOUR FAIL. AHAHAHAAAA. SO DAMN LUCKY YOU FIXED THAT PROBLEM. I MEAN, JESUS, WOMAN, THEY SHOW THE MOVIE ON TV LIKE EVERY OTHER THREE MONTHS WHEN NOTHING'S ON. GOOD GOD. xDxDxDDDDDD
I AM ALSO NOT-SO-SECRETLY JEALOUS OF YOUR LEEDS FUN-TIMEZ. I'M MORE JEALOUS OF THIS THAN THE EXPO, BC EXPOS DON'T SERVE YOU BEAN-TOAST AND CREEPY PRESSED APPLE JUICE.
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I KNOW, SHE WAS LIKE "IT'S GOOD THAT I'M SHOWING YOU THIS, BECAUSE EGO WOULD KILL YOU IF SHE EVER FOUND OUT YOU HADN'T SEEN IT" AND I WAS LIKE "SHE COULD TAKE ME. I NEED TO WATCH THIS TO PROTECT MYSELF."
TRUE, THE EXPO WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH COOLER IF THERE WAS BEANS ON TOAST. ANYTHING'S BETTER WITH BEANS ON TOAST, THOUGH.
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OH MAN. I WOULD GO TO EXPO IF THEY WERE LIKE "AND AT FOUR, WE ALL BREAK FOR BEAN-TOAST!" AND THEN AT FOUR, ALL THE STALLS START HANDING OUT BEAN-TOAST AND TEA. YOU KNOW I WOULD. EXCEPT THE ANIME STALLS MIGHT HAND OUT WEIRD RED-BEAN PASTE STUFF WITH CUTE FACES IN IT. BECAUSE THOSE ANIME PEOPLE LIKE TO EAT INCREDIBLY CUTE THINGS THAT ARE ALSO KIND OF SCARY.
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