And just for the record...

[marq]

I cannot top the badness of the bad morning that golemkennels had this morning, nor will I ever be able to top it. No matter how bad I have it, I won't be able to compare to a shoefull of amniotic fluid.

...what's worse...Shoefull of Amniotic Fluid isn't even a very good band name.

Comments

[misstracy]

shoefull of amniotic fluid

Meh. Been there, done that, hand-stitched the t-shirts and sold them at my own kiosk. ;)

If you want to throw some vomit into that shoe, projectile blood in my hair, and bruising my tailbone when I slipped in a puddle of urine and landed in a pile of poop... Well then nowwww we're talking.

Mmmm. I love midwifery. :D

(Is it wrong that I smile as I type up memories like this?)

[marq]

yes....very very VERY wrong, but that's part of why we love you!

[leemoyer]

"Amniotic Tootsies" perhaps?

Our best wishes for a speedy cleaning.

[arthane]

Y'know, "Shoefull of Amniotic Fluid" sounds like it'd make a truly horrifying variant of "Spoonfull of Sguar".

[marq]

yeah, I'm thinking so. Sorta a reverse action thing cause I don't think it's likely to help anything go down...

[rizbone]

Or even heart full of soul.

[marq]

...specially if it were soul food...whole collards can clog up yer arteries like nobody's business

[madbodger]

Eh, bodily fluids just don't squick me like they do some people. I'd much rather that than exposure to tobacco smoke.

[marq]

granted...but what if it were smoky amniotic fluid??

[madbodger]

The horror, the horror!

Of course, it belatedly occurred to me to ask if this was her own personal amniotic fluid...

[marq]

I think it's possibly more likely that it would have been mine!

:)

[herithoth]

At least this shoefull of amniotic fluid doesn't come with comments like "oh, by the way I have hepatitis C". Luckily that didn't happen to me.