I almost died last night.
No no, for reals. I mean seriously, no over dramatization here. I would have been found dead in front of my computer, City of Villains probably still open and half a plate of chicken nuggets.
So I was playing COV and told my cousing Kit, who I am blaming this ordeal on since she told me to go eat, that I was going to get some food. I made myself what I thought were normal, regular chicken nuggets but we apperantly got Satanic Chicken Nuggets of DOOM at the store. Damn you, Wal-mart for your good prices and daemonic food. So I took a bite of one of the chicken nuggets, and HOLY HELL was it hot. So I panicked and swallowed. The only problem was that I have a big mouth (shut up) and I took a big bite, too big to be swallowed. So now, I have a flaming piece of evil nugget caught in my esophagus, and its accomplice Mountain Dew is doing nothing to help the situation. In fact, if you think you may be burning a hole in your esophagus, may I suggest NOT DRINKING ANYTHING CARBONATED as the situation will become, as they say, WORSE.
The nugget did work its way out, although regrettfully not the way that I hoped it would when I started eating the nuggets. But at least I am not dead. But now I am alive and hungry. Hopefully, we have something other than Chicken nuggets in the freezer. In fact, I KNOW we have burritos. Hopefully they have not been turned over to the dark side of the freezer.
So I was playing COV and told my cousing Kit, who I am blaming this ordeal on since she told me to go eat, that I was going to get some food. I made myself what I thought were normal, regular chicken nuggets but we apperantly got Satanic Chicken Nuggets of DOOM at the store. Damn you, Wal-mart for your good prices and daemonic food. So I took a bite of one of the chicken nuggets, and HOLY HELL was it hot. So I panicked and swallowed. The only problem was that I have a big mouth (shut up) and I took a big bite, too big to be swallowed. So now, I have a flaming piece of evil nugget caught in my esophagus, and its accomplice Mountain Dew is doing nothing to help the situation. In fact, if you think you may be burning a hole in your esophagus, may I suggest NOT DRINKING ANYTHING CARBONATED as the situation will become, as they say, WORSE.
The nugget did work its way out, although regrettfully not the way that I hoped it would when I started eating the nuggets. But at least I am not dead. But now I am alive and hungry. Hopefully, we have something other than Chicken nuggets in the freezer. In fact, I KNOW we have burritos. Hopefully they have not been turned over to the dark side of the freezer.