Nasty. Voted best joke in Australia ...

[marquismarc]

Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:  "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."

Comments

[dogofthefuture]

hah!

[alivicwil]

noooo. it's the Kiwis who are sheep-rooters, not us. they invented the velcro gloves