thirty. ✝

[marredgoldfinch]

[he's in the cemetery himself, laughing his ass off. it's a rich sound, almost fattening. he's been watching the network, and couldn't be more amused]

Oh captain, my captain.

Were you not satisfied by your current population that you had to bring in such impostors?

Comments

[firebranded]

[the gears are turning...turning...]

Hold on a tic.

[marredgoldfinch]

[arches an eyebrow]

Yes...?

[firebranded]

Are YOU a vampire?

[marredgoldfinch]

You're a bright one.

[celestial_okami]

So...those things are supposed to be vampires? [Ammy looks a little sullen. Might be the swollen nose and the black eyes. Guess who ran into a wall?]

[marredgoldfinch]

They're nothing like myself.

[bit of a superior look. then he peers closer at her]

Ammy! What happened?

[celestial_okami]

So it seems.

[Ears droop, looks away.] Ran into a wall.

[marredgoldfinch]

Y-you ran into a wall?

[canniballistic]

Well, at least I'm not the only one who thinks they're all rather silly.

[marredgoldfinch]

They're hardly even realistic.

[canniballistic]

It's true, they're pretty ridiculous. I just pray no one takes them seriously. That could be a potential disaster for any actual Methuselah around.

[marredgoldfinch]

You mean like myself?

[redpaperfan]

Really, they're quite slow on the pickup, and picky about their victims. Might learn some class from those with it, and charm, to spare.

[marredgoldfinch]

I've seen movies with vampires like these.

[redpaperfan]

I've read literature. It's even less impressive in virtual person.

[marredgoldfinch]

They're quite inferior.

[bloodpiece]

They certainly are amusing.

[marredgoldfinch]

If they wanted to terrorize the masses, they should have tried harder.

[bloodpiece]

If they did, I would likely get a headache. Their novelty wears off rather quickly.

[marredgoldfinch]

They haven't bothered with me.

[little smirk]