THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES
1. No sleeping over-- unless the sex was so good and we need to repeat it in the morning
2. No meeting in public place-unless getting drinks or sumthin to eat before the nite’s events
3. No calls before 7pm-we don’t have shit to talk about
4. None of that “love making”-u come to fuck and u fuck to cum
5. No emotional conversations--- love is not a feeling between us
6. No comparisons between previous fucks-I don’t give a shit
7. No calling each other “friends with benefits”-we’re not friends, we just fuck together
8. Calling out the wrong name while having sex is ok-just don’t be offended
9. No excessive clothing-I don’t want u leaving anything when u leave
10. Do not be offended if I don’t ask u how good it was-I don’t give a shit
11. If someone asks who u are, tell them we just met
12. Try not to make eye contact during sex-the less connection the better
13. Do NOT call me-imma call u
Failure to abide by these rules and principles will result in a swift and immediate termination of this contract and any other contacts with the holder of this agreement.
In other words. Imma kick ur ass to the curb.
BOOTY CALL APPLICATION
Name__________ ____________
Age___
Phone(____) ____________
Occupation______________
Height______ Weight______
Gender(M/F)___
Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________
How often (check appropriate answer)
Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__
How long can u last (check appropriate answer)
1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite___
Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)___
Which do u prefer (check appropriate box)
One on one__ Doubles__ Group___
While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers)
Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__
Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___
List three positions u like:
1._______ ______________
2.______ _______________
3.________ _____________
What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer)
Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___
When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer)
Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite___
How late can u stay out (check appropriate answer)
11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite___
Any talent or skills(Y/N) if so, list
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Tell me what u wanna do with me in detail and how i make u feel! _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Applicant Signature________________________________ Date____________
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