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[marrogg]

once upon a time i was driving to the_plinths house at about 3.17 in the afternoon. i was in a bit of a hurry because i told her that i'd be at her place by 3 so we could catch a movie. so when i crossed the train tracks and drove past east victoria park primary school, i saw the most perculiar thing... the old lollypop man was looking right at me

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[life_up]

Hahaha, that's the best story I've heard in the past hour, or perhaps longer, even. Ten points to you!

[mrs_badger]

Thats pretty fuckin hilarious. I did that during my driving test (sped, not danced).

[kaleidoskopeyes]

haha jeff i love that you posted this tale.
you're not a hoon, school zones are tricky!

also here is my lollypop story to help you feel less alone:

once i was driving with jenny (scrumble) and we were running late. the lollypop lady stopped us, as per usual, kids crossed. kids walked forwards and past our car. i said "jenny go go the coast is clear!" the lollypop lady said, "OI! STOP! YOU COULD KILL SOMEONE" and then gave jenny a lecture on how you must never drive until the lollypop lady tells you to. jenny was quite angry at me that day. the end.

it's not quite as exciting as yours but you know.
comments are fun!

you were missed at hannah's!

[the_plinth]

He is a hoon, at the time he was going 90km/h!