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husqvarna
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anchor of sanity
dear journal ( Read more... ) -
I HATE CHELSEA
god i hate chelsea i hate them so much they are the biggest bunch of WANKERS in the premier league i hate them i hate them i hate them! cunts cunts cunts! FUCK EM! fuck em all the way to hell!
i was casually perusing "msn today" this morning as quiz night requires me to stay in touch with current affairs, and whats this i see headlining the sports ( Read more... ) -
shell shocked
has anybody ever worked for 14 hours straight ( Read more... ) -
i dont want arthritis
im too young! i never thought id ever hear myself say that... "21 soon jeff, youre so young" these cold nights dont make me feel young. the chill! oh the chill! it eats my bones and i must fend it away with lead pencil before it brings me to my knees!
has anyone seen the pianist? i want to try those canned cucumbers... -
football blues...
what a shit game i had this afternoon ( Read more... ) -
what a sad sight...
just the other night i had the house to myself. that usually means that for the first time ever i had the foxtel all to myself. so i cranked the heater, switched on uk tv, popped open a couple of longnecks and slumped myself onto the couch. unfortunately for me, heater + fast drinking while sitting down usually goes 2 my head quite quickly. it ( Read more... ) -
eager for the weekend?
evry1 around me is drinking. evry1 is getting pissed and trying 2 interact with the television (the o.c is on, and apparently sum1 is crackin on2 seths girlfrend). SO MUCH DRINKING! traditionally i only reely drink on the weekends or maybe once during the week aswell... but tuesday night! thats hitting it early on isnt it? i dont even get paid ( Read more... ) -
13 things to do with a wheelbarrow
according 2 mrs_badgers chauffer*... i have recently acuired a wheelbarrow. most people would think that i would have absolutely no use for such a thing. well... NOT TRUE!!! i've thought about it and i have come up with 13 uses for my new wheelbarrow ( Read more... )
