Why are pirates called pirates?

[mars_central]

Because they aaarrrhhh

Comments

[ciderhoover]

was that nine sets of boobies? or 9 lonely floating boobies? soory its early im being silly, i have been to the paradise club, was funny

[mars_central]

9 breasticles floating around sounds sexy in a freaky kind of way. Fortunatly for the 8 ladies concerned, they were still firmly attached to their chests.

[mars_central]

There were 5 ladies, not 8. My maths caught up with me this morning. 4 pairs plus the solo booby.