HEROES Season Three PART ONE
I'm gonna write this as I watch it. omg I am so excited. Also, I totally realised an hour ago that I totally did not remember what happened in season two so I re-read it all on wiki. Er, oops? But omg I'm still super excited this season looks like it's going to be amazing.
- Brown-hair Claire? Yes plz omg. I want the entire season to be Epic Badass Claire Assassin Adventures.
- The Second Coming. Is that Yeats I hear? Falcon cannot hear the falconer...
- OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FUTURE!PETER IS THE KILLER OH MY GOD GUYS OH MY FUCKING GOD I KIND OF DIDN'T EXPECT THAT HOLY SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
- Peter you break my heart. Also, Milo, please get your emo hair back.
- .........what? Nathan? Whaaat?
- ...dude what? Was Adam's blood still in him? Does he have secret Zombie powers? Did Linderman sex him up with healing semen? Please let it be the zombies.
- YES!! JAMES BOND TV SPOT. Ungh ungh ungh so excited did you see the Aston Martin DBS? Ungh.
- ... Hiro I love you but you're going to give yourself brain cancer.
- Okay, and who wasn't expecting there to be a knock on the door? Anyone? Didn't think so.
- PLEASE BRING BACK KAITO I LOVE KAITO. PLEASE PLEASE?
- I love the clock-ticking sound when Sylar appears. So, so awesome. Also... Sylar/Claire? No Alex shut your face.
- ...er? Sylar, are you super blind or something? You didn't expect that?
- Also, I don't know if it's canon, but does Sylar actually eat their brains? I hope so.
- Claire with a knife! Is this the beginning of Epic Badass Claire Assassin Adventures?!
- lolol I forgot about useless, stupid Maya.
- holy wow, was Maya ever this hot? Apparently I was a homosexual all through season two cause, phwoar.
- I'm pretty sure Moho is the only character I actually really don't like. When he's not boring me, he's being an asshole. Often both.
- KAITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- God, I really wanna know Kaito's power, but apparently we won't now what it is until a long time from now.
- OH GOD DON'T LEAVE US WITH THAT. OPEN THE SAFE, OPEN THE SAFE, OPEN THE SAFE.
- Hahaha, thank you, Hiro :D
- Well hidden, Kaito. I'm sure no one could ever have figured that out.
- Haha, Kaito, you totally knew he'd open it.
- AHAHAHAH KAITO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. ♥
- Me neither, Hiro... me neither...
- ...oooh...?
- SPEEDSTER?! I love Speedsters omg I hope they are awesome.
- Also, special effects? Kind of awesome. Light as a particle being explored, eh?
- Ooh, hot speedster.
- Speedster! So she's like, hyper-accelerated right now? I think so.
- I ALREADY LOVE HER LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. I love you, Speedster.
- God, is this a time travel thing? I hate time travel things.
- Commerical! I pine for Elle. Please, Elle, be in this episode.
- Ahahaha, I love Nathan.
- OMG DOES NATHAN HAF A MISSION FROM GOD 2?!
- OMG HE DOES! CASTIEL IZZAT U?
- ...guys, this is becoming kind of ridiculous, guys...
- omg, is it a ~metaphor~?
- ...is it a ~metaphor~ for Bro Yay? I think so.
- God, Maya, turning the sex up to 11. Where you been all my life?
- Moho, back off, I thought you were with Matt.
- ... Moho's dad never thought to check the adrenaline? Seriously? Kinda shitty scientist, yo.
- So, Sylar can destroy planets with his mind, but can't get through a glass door? Uh?
- EPIC BADASS CLAIRE ASSASSIN ADVENTURES OKAY?
- ............. D: D: D: D:
- Also, OMG WEEVIL IS IN THE SHOW?! Weevil and Veronica reunite! Please, please let there be a scene between them, it would be epic.
- Okay, I am no longer a Sylar/Claire shipper. Ugh it makes me kind of gross. D:
- STOP PLAYING WITH HER BRAIN, SYLAR. Guys, this is like worse than that scene where Hannibal cuts out a piece of that cops brain, fries it, and serves it to him in... Red Dragon? Or was it Hannibal. Eh.
- LOLOLOLOLOL she even asks if Sylar eats brains :D
- I guess that answers my question. WHY NO BRAIN EATING? :(
- Guys, I don't now what the fuck is going on.
- So he just has to... what? Touch a bit of her brain to get the powers? Did he take something out? She still has her powers, so...
- Aw, Claire scalp :( :(
- Claire is special and different! EPIC BADASS CLAIRE ASSASSIN ADVENTURES OKAY?
- Dude, Claire is like Apocalypse! (Why am I such an X-Men geek?)
- MAYA STOP SEDUCING ME.
- Dude, didn't Moho's actor say he would never, ever get powers? So this is all just an epic moral struggle for our benefit? Okay, I can deal, cause Moho already has epic superpowers of being really fucking annoying and hypocritical.
- Er, Nathan, your Dean Winchester is showing.
- Also, Peter, if you kiss your brother's head again you're never going to shake off the shipper.
- MALCOLM MCDOWELL I LOVE YOU. Also, did I not totally call Linderman filling Nathan with his healing seed?
- So, Heroes, you're being really predictable. But in a good way?
- Nikiiiiiiiii I was hoping you were not dead.
- EW AUGH AUGH SCORPIONS I HATE SCORPIONS AUGH EW EW.
- TOKYO FUTURE = GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!
- Oh, no, just psycho Hiro.
- OH MY GOD ANDO YOU ARE AMAZING. Ando has Force Lightning!
- WTF IS GOING ON? I LOVE IT SO BAD.
- ANDO = GODZILLA?
- OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS SHOW IS AMAZING. Dude, this season is looking up.
- Moho, you stupid idiot. He said no powers! Lies, it's all lies! Well, what's he going to get, then?
- Heh, apparently an aneurysm.
- ANGELA I LOVE YOU. She's totally my favourite character ever.
- Angela I love youuuuuuuuuuu.
- Is her power prophetic dreams? Cause I kind of wanted her to have something more badass.
- This is such a bizarre interaction between them...
- GUYS DID I TOTALLY NOT CALL THE FACT THIS WAS QUOTING YEATS?! I totally called the Yeats quote. Guys, I totally called this. Heroes, you are epic and predictable and amazing.
- ... Moho has super-strength. What faggotry is this?
- What's this new symbol? Jesus more mysteries :|
- Brown-hair Claire? Yes plz omg. I want the entire season to be Epic Badass Claire Assassin Adventures.
- The Second Coming. Is that Yeats I hear? Falcon cannot hear the falconer...
- OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FUTURE!PETER IS THE KILLER OH MY GOD GUYS OH MY FUCKING GOD I KIND OF DIDN'T EXPECT THAT HOLY SHIT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
- Peter you break my heart. Also, Milo, please get your emo hair back.
- .........what? Nathan? Whaaat?
- ...dude what? Was Adam's blood still in him? Does he have secret Zombie powers? Did Linderman sex him up with healing semen? Please let it be the zombies.
- YES!! JAMES BOND TV SPOT. Ungh ungh ungh so excited did you see the Aston Martin DBS? Ungh.
- ... Hiro I love you but you're going to give yourself brain cancer.
- Okay, and who wasn't expecting there to be a knock on the door? Anyone? Didn't think so.
- PLEASE BRING BACK KAITO I LOVE KAITO. PLEASE PLEASE?
- I love the clock-ticking sound when Sylar appears. So, so awesome. Also... Sylar/Claire? No Alex shut your face.
- ...er? Sylar, are you super blind or something? You didn't expect that?
- Also, I don't know if it's canon, but does Sylar actually eat their brains? I hope so.
- Claire with a knife! Is this the beginning of Epic Badass Claire Assassin Adventures?!
- lolol I forgot about useless, stupid Maya.
- holy wow, was Maya ever this hot? Apparently I was a homosexual all through season two cause, phwoar.
- I'm pretty sure Moho is the only character I actually really don't like. When he's not boring me, he's being an asshole. Often both.
- KAITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- God, I really wanna know Kaito's power, but apparently we won't now what it is until a long time from now.
- OH GOD DON'T LEAVE US WITH THAT. OPEN THE SAFE, OPEN THE SAFE, OPEN THE SAFE.
- Hahaha, thank you, Hiro :D
- Well hidden, Kaito. I'm sure no one could ever have figured that out.
- Haha, Kaito, you totally knew he'd open it.
- AHAHAHAH KAITO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. ♥
- Me neither, Hiro... me neither...
- ...oooh...?
- SPEEDSTER?! I love Speedsters omg I hope they are awesome.
- Also, special effects? Kind of awesome. Light as a particle being explored, eh?
- Ooh, hot speedster.
- Speedster! So she's like, hyper-accelerated right now? I think so.
- I ALREADY LOVE HER LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. I love you, Speedster.
- God, is this a time travel thing? I hate time travel things.
- Commerical! I pine for Elle. Please, Elle, be in this episode.
- Ahahaha, I love Nathan.
- OMG DOES NATHAN HAF A MISSION FROM GOD 2?!
- OMG HE DOES! CASTIEL IZZAT U?
- ...guys, this is becoming kind of ridiculous, guys...
- omg, is it a ~metaphor~?
- ...is it a ~metaphor~ for Bro Yay? I think so.
- God, Maya, turning the sex up to 11. Where you been all my life?
- Moho, back off, I thought you were with Matt.
- ... Moho's dad never thought to check the adrenaline? Seriously? Kinda shitty scientist, yo.
- So, Sylar can destroy planets with his mind, but can't get through a glass door? Uh?
- EPIC BADASS CLAIRE ASSASSIN ADVENTURES OKAY?
- ............. D: D: D: D:
- Also, OMG WEEVIL IS IN THE SHOW?! Weevil and Veronica reunite! Please, please let there be a scene between them, it would be epic.
- Okay, I am no longer a Sylar/Claire shipper. Ugh it makes me kind of gross. D:
- STOP PLAYING WITH HER BRAIN, SYLAR. Guys, this is like worse than that scene where Hannibal cuts out a piece of that cops brain, fries it, and serves it to him in... Red Dragon? Or was it Hannibal. Eh.
- LOLOLOLOLOL she even asks if Sylar eats brains :D
- I guess that answers my question. WHY NO BRAIN EATING? :(
- Guys, I don't now what the fuck is going on.
- So he just has to... what? Touch a bit of her brain to get the powers? Did he take something out? She still has her powers, so...
- Aw, Claire scalp :( :(
- Claire is special and different! EPIC BADASS CLAIRE ASSASSIN ADVENTURES OKAY?
- Dude, Claire is like Apocalypse! (Why am I such an X-Men geek?)
- MAYA STOP SEDUCING ME.
- Dude, didn't Moho's actor say he would never, ever get powers? So this is all just an epic moral struggle for our benefit? Okay, I can deal, cause Moho already has epic superpowers of being really fucking annoying and hypocritical.
- Er, Nathan, your Dean Winchester is showing.
- Also, Peter, if you kiss your brother's head again you're never going to shake off the shipper.
- MALCOLM MCDOWELL I LOVE YOU. Also, did I not totally call Linderman filling Nathan with his healing seed?
- So, Heroes, you're being really predictable. But in a good way?
- Nikiiiiiiiii I was hoping you were not dead.
- EW AUGH AUGH SCORPIONS I HATE SCORPIONS AUGH EW EW.
- TOKYO FUTURE = GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!
- Oh, no, just psycho Hiro.
- OH MY GOD ANDO YOU ARE AMAZING. Ando has Force Lightning!
- WTF IS GOING ON? I LOVE IT SO BAD.
- ANDO = GODZILLA?
- OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS SHOW IS AMAZING. Dude, this season is looking up.
- Moho, you stupid idiot. He said no powers! Lies, it's all lies! Well, what's he going to get, then?
- Heh, apparently an aneurysm.
- ANGELA I LOVE YOU. She's totally my favourite character ever.
- Angela I love youuuuuuuuuuu.
- Is her power prophetic dreams? Cause I kind of wanted her to have something more badass.
- This is such a bizarre interaction between them...
- GUYS DID I TOTALLY NOT CALL THE FACT THIS WAS QUOTING YEATS?! I totally called the Yeats quote. Guys, I totally called this. Heroes, you are epic and predictable and amazing.
- ... Moho has super-strength. What faggotry is this?
- What's this new symbol? Jesus more mysteries :|