Heroes? I 'ardly know 'er!
Heroes (Season 3, Episode 3) recap cause I can't sleep! Guys, this show keeps on getting more epic until my head will just explode with joy. Which, at this rate, will be, oh, episode six?
- ANGELA YOU ARE SO CREEPY BUT KIND OF AMAZING AT THE EXACT SAME TIME (am I super creepy in wanting Angela/Sylar like maybe more than any other pairing in this show?) Holy shit, the way she says "feed you" makes my heart surge with creepy joy.
- I always thought new-Niki was aware that she was a crazy insane multi-personality bitch and is planning to rule the world. Apparently not?
- MOAR VILLAINS. MOAR MAGNETO. MOAR...Hermione with blue flames?
- See, it definitely makes sense that Sylar... observes brain function rather than eats brains, right? Cause he's a clockmaker, so he's aware of the cogs and wheels that function within a structure, which I guess he does with the brain too.
- MOARRRR VILLAAAAINNNSSSSSS. I want these guys to have their own TV show forever. THE GERMAN MAKES ME SO HAPPY OH MY GOD. "Das ist open!" which he didn't actually say but is exactly what I heard.
- GINA!! Guys, you don't even understand how much I love Gina (er, Claire's mom, Meredith, she was Gina in Nip/Tuck until she was thrown off a building.)
- OKAY OKAY I KNOW I JUST SHIPPED ANGELA/SYLAR UP THERE AND SAID IT WAS THE BEST. BUT IN ACTUALITY, THE BEST OTP IS LYLE/MEREDITH. And I want it forever. And I want her to give Lyle his first cigarette. And for their sex to be really horrific and dangerous and GUYS MAKE MY BRAIN STOP WORKING LIKE THIS.
- Yep, Claire is Apocalypse
- When in the hell did Hiro's English become so good?
- Er, fuck that, I want Hiro to speak like that forever. "What kind of overconfident nemesis are you?!" So adorable omg :)
- YES GUYS, I SHIP DAPHNE/HIRO TOO. Forever. And ever. And ever. Amen.
- The Haitian!
- Yep. The Haitian. Is he friends with The German? Is there a league of mostly-silent coutry-specific superheroes?
- (Gina!!)
- GINA, TEACH CLAIRE HOW TO FIGHT
- YES YES YES YES YES
- Yes :)
- Oh my God, I love them. I want them to have their own TV show too, where Gina and Apocalypse fight crime and skip school and watch Disney movies.
- Am I missing something? Did Monica die last season? Where is she? And Micah?
- Oh, Norlins, maybe we'll meet Monica again. I kinda liked her.
- That's it, from now on I'm making up The German's actual script. What the German actually said:
THE GERMAN: "EIN POLICE? DAS IST VERBOTEN!!"
- NO, DON'T KILL THE GERMAN! DAS IST VERBOTEN! Fuck. So much for that.
- I get it now! Black African guy isn't Shaft, or Isaac. HE IS RAFIKI.
- ...Rafiki/Matt? I have to stop doing this :(
- Sylar/Noah?
- OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, ALEX, JESUS CHRSIT SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH FINGERS?
- Ahahahaha, I love Daphne like a fire I can't control.
- Daphne = Bella!? Dude, it makes sense.
- ... speaking of spin offs, who would be in favour of Daphne/Hiro/Ando crime fighting and heroic bumbling? Guys, what is this, the fifth spin off I've wanted? NBC, you better get on that shit.
- RAFIKI PAINTS! ASANTE SANE SQUASH BANANA, ASANTE SANE SQUASH BANANA!!
- Sylar got... uglier in a suit. How?
- Sylar half-Boston accent? lololol
- So, guys, you know how I want all those random spin-offs. SYLAR AND MR. BENNET GO ON POLICE ADVENTURES AND SOLVE ~MYSTERIOUS CRIMES~ THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN SOLVE AND THEY TALK WITH HARD BALL DETECTIVE CLICHES AND THEY ACT ALL DEFENSIVE AND SNARKY AND DRIVE A CHEVY CHEVELLE SUPER SPORT AND SMOKE CIGARETTES.
- ... motherfucking whoa guys. Niki's story just became a whole lot more insane.
- I also used to kind of be really bored with Niki's arc, but now I'm really interested. Dr. Zimmerman! Time to find this crazy Jew and get some answers!
- Ahahaa, Ando.
- Ahahaha, Daphne.
- Oh my God, guys, I love the silent film music in the background, it's so perfect. I love this show :)
- So there's Weevil/Peter's power! He's Banshee! Which I always thought was the most retarded power.
- ...Peter/Peter? Oh God guys, I have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
- ... oh God guys, usually the music is so good on this show, but that last violin tremolo when Weevil grabs Mr. Bennet? Ridiculously cheesy. Dun dun dun!
- MEREDITH YOU CRAZY BITCH I LOVE YOU.
- I like how this show is all OMG LOOKIT THE VILLAINS and then kill them off in episode three?
- Meredith, baby, you are becoming more insane and I slightly love it. Also, why in the hell aren't you running out of oxygen too? I'm assuming you need to breathe occasionally as well?
- I love how Meredith has become like, Yoda, or Angelina Jolie in Wanted, or Pai Mei, or everyone combined. Meredith! I knew you were so badass :D
- BRAIN EAT.
- But, aw, goodbye Weevil? Poor Weevil, you got like one scene with Veronica and now it's time to die.
- See! The creepy violin in this scene is glorious. So good! Not cheesy.
- Claire's storyline is actually really awesome. I love how slow it progresses, but how significant the changes are. It's really compelling.
- AFRICAN GUY IS SO RAFIKI. It's almost ridiculous. The mysticism, the intriguing questions, the curious 'mmm's. Rafiki!
- I love the Bennet family :) :) :) I'm pretty sure I've called for their spin off already. If not... I'M THINKING SITCOM!
- Aw, Claire has two mommies :)
- lololol how many Nikis are there?
- Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. So she is, like, Jango Fett? Did Dr. Zimmerman create an army of Niki clones to take over the Old Republic?
- NATHAN YOUR STORY ARC IS RIDICULOUS BUT I THINK IT MIGHT BE HILARIOUS.
- I like how Matt's new symbol is the turtle? So awesome.
- Aw, that's it? More next week!
(also, trubbleclef, I will have The River Bends up tomorrow ♥)
- ANGELA YOU ARE SO CREEPY BUT KIND OF AMAZING AT THE EXACT SAME TIME (am I super creepy in wanting Angela/Sylar like maybe more than any other pairing in this show?) Holy shit, the way she says "feed you" makes my heart surge with creepy joy.
- I always thought new-Niki was aware that she was a crazy insane multi-personality bitch and is planning to rule the world. Apparently not?
- MOAR VILLAINS. MOAR MAGNETO. MOAR...Hermione with blue flames?
- See, it definitely makes sense that Sylar... observes brain function rather than eats brains, right? Cause he's a clockmaker, so he's aware of the cogs and wheels that function within a structure, which I guess he does with the brain too.
- MOARRRR VILLAAAAINNNSSSSSS. I want these guys to have their own TV show forever. THE GERMAN MAKES ME SO HAPPY OH MY GOD. "Das ist open!" which he didn't actually say but is exactly what I heard.
- GINA!! Guys, you don't even understand how much I love Gina (er, Claire's mom, Meredith, she was Gina in Nip/Tuck until she was thrown off a building.)
- OKAY OKAY I KNOW I JUST SHIPPED ANGELA/SYLAR UP THERE AND SAID IT WAS THE BEST. BUT IN ACTUALITY, THE BEST OTP IS LYLE/MEREDITH. And I want it forever. And I want her to give Lyle his first cigarette. And for their sex to be really horrific and dangerous and GUYS MAKE MY BRAIN STOP WORKING LIKE THIS.
- Yep, Claire is Apocalypse
- When in the hell did Hiro's English become so good?
- Er, fuck that, I want Hiro to speak like that forever. "What kind of overconfident nemesis are you?!" So adorable omg :)
- YES GUYS, I SHIP DAPHNE/HIRO TOO. Forever. And ever. And ever. Amen.
- The Haitian!
- Yep. The Haitian. Is he friends with The German? Is there a league of mostly-silent coutry-specific superheroes?
- (Gina!!)
- GINA, TEACH CLAIRE HOW TO FIGHT
- YES YES YES YES YES
- Yes :)
- Oh my God, I love them. I want them to have their own TV show too, where Gina and Apocalypse fight crime and skip school and watch Disney movies.
- Am I missing something? Did Monica die last season? Where is she? And Micah?
- Oh, Norlins, maybe we'll meet Monica again. I kinda liked her.
- That's it, from now on I'm making up The German's actual script. What the German actually said:
THE GERMAN: "EIN POLICE? DAS IST VERBOTEN!!"
- NO, DON'T KILL THE GERMAN! DAS IST VERBOTEN! Fuck. So much for that.
- I get it now! Black African guy isn't Shaft, or Isaac. HE IS RAFIKI.
- ...Rafiki/Matt? I have to stop doing this :(
- Sylar/Noah?
- OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, ALEX, JESUS CHRSIT SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH FINGERS?
- Ahahahaha, I love Daphne like a fire I can't control.
- Daphne = Bella!? Dude, it makes sense.
- ... speaking of spin offs, who would be in favour of Daphne/Hiro/Ando crime fighting and heroic bumbling? Guys, what is this, the fifth spin off I've wanted? NBC, you better get on that shit.
- RAFIKI PAINTS! ASANTE SANE SQUASH BANANA, ASANTE SANE SQUASH BANANA!!
- Sylar got... uglier in a suit. How?
- Sylar half-Boston accent? lololol
- So, guys, you know how I want all those random spin-offs. SYLAR AND MR. BENNET GO ON POLICE ADVENTURES AND SOLVE ~MYSTERIOUS CRIMES~ THAT NO ONE ELSE CAN SOLVE AND THEY TALK WITH HARD BALL DETECTIVE CLICHES AND THEY ACT ALL DEFENSIVE AND SNARKY AND DRIVE A CHEVY CHEVELLE SUPER SPORT AND SMOKE CIGARETTES.
- ... motherfucking whoa guys. Niki's story just became a whole lot more insane.
- I also used to kind of be really bored with Niki's arc, but now I'm really interested. Dr. Zimmerman! Time to find this crazy Jew and get some answers!
- Ahahaa, Ando.
- Ahahaha, Daphne.
- Oh my God, guys, I love the silent film music in the background, it's so perfect. I love this show :)
- So there's Weevil/Peter's power! He's Banshee! Which I always thought was the most retarded power.
- ...Peter/Peter? Oh God guys, I have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
- ... oh God guys, usually the music is so good on this show, but that last violin tremolo when Weevil grabs Mr. Bennet? Ridiculously cheesy. Dun dun dun!
- MEREDITH YOU CRAZY BITCH I LOVE YOU.
- I like how this show is all OMG LOOKIT THE VILLAINS and then kill them off in episode three?
- Meredith, baby, you are becoming more insane and I slightly love it. Also, why in the hell aren't you running out of oxygen too? I'm assuming you need to breathe occasionally as well?
- I love how Meredith has become like, Yoda, or Angelina Jolie in Wanted, or Pai Mei, or everyone combined. Meredith! I knew you were so badass :D
- BRAIN EAT.
- But, aw, goodbye Weevil? Poor Weevil, you got like one scene with Veronica and now it's time to die.
- See! The creepy violin in this scene is glorious. So good! Not cheesy.
- Claire's storyline is actually really awesome. I love how slow it progresses, but how significant the changes are. It's really compelling.
- AFRICAN GUY IS SO RAFIKI. It's almost ridiculous. The mysticism, the intriguing questions, the curious 'mmm's. Rafiki!
- I love the Bennet family :) :) :) I'm pretty sure I've called for their spin off already. If not... I'M THINKING SITCOM!
- Aw, Claire has two mommies :)
- lololol how many Nikis are there?
- Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. So she is, like, Jango Fett? Did Dr. Zimmerman create an army of Niki clones to take over the Old Republic?
- NATHAN YOUR STORY ARC IS RIDICULOUS BUT I THINK IT MIGHT BE HILARIOUS.
- I like how Matt's new symbol is the turtle? So awesome.
- Aw, that's it? More next week!
(also, trubbleclef, I will have The River Bends up tomorrow ♥)