Your Heroes is so fat she had to get baptised at Sea World!
(yes, I'm going to title each post with a terrible, irrational joke.)
- did he call him Sayid? Ahaaha, Sayid is so much more attractie.
- Way to suck as a hero, Moho. God I really do hate him so much. Isn't he supposed to be the moral grounding for us or something? Iunno.
- ... okay, Niki's story is really fucking with my head. So Niki is dead. And Jessica is dead. But Tracey and "Bahbwabah" are alive and kicking ass?
- Rafiki!
- Heroin music!
- ... whoa.
- I WOULD TOTALLY BUY THESE POWERS, GUY. I like how so many people took flying. Wait, do you have a choice? Damn, I'd so be stuck with, like, the power of super smelling.
- MILO VENTIOGMOIGIGLIOGILIO: STOP TALKING WITH GROWLY VOICE LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE IN BATMAN.
- Yes! Epic Badass Claire Assassin Adventures is back. Seriously, how awesome would a TV show about future Claire assassinating powerful superheroes be?
- OKAY THIS GOT SO MUCH BETTER. Claire, Daphne, and Emo are a HERO ASSASSINATING GUILD OF SUPER PEOPLE. THIS IS WHAT IT IS. THIS IS WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN FOREVER.
- Aw. Ando/Hiro twu wuv angst.
- Oh, dude, that's how future Ando got his powers. From the Mutant Growth Horomone. I mean, er, the super secret formula.
- LINDERGHOST!! I want a Linderghost on my shoulder to lead me to the path of righteousness.
- Bets on him being an illusion created by Angela? I certainly hope so.
- Nathan, do not doubt the true teachings of Linderghost.
- Maya is so boring, but I see they've continued their theme of "make the fans like her by way of low-cut tops." And.......... yep, it's working.
- I like how all trace of Maya's accent is gone now. At least in episode one she gave it a shot.
- DARTH MOHINDER?!
- MOHINDER IS A LIZARD MAN!!
- Mohinder is a lizard mutant :) And creepy and a Sith Lord and offering mystical advice like everyone who lives four years in the future.
- WAHSSUFHNAUIGIAIKoAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA
AJIFMISM
- DIJMNIGS
-GFDKJGOSFKM IAJHAAAAJNMK,KKKKKDSLF,AL
- Mom: Sylar is a soccer mom!
- (NIAMNDIMIFMIDMGIMSDAHhhhHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA)
- I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.
- UNCLE PETER. DOMESTIC SYLAR. JOY!
- Dude, I really enjoyed that scene between Peter and Sylar. Superbly done. All creepy and oddly friendly and so much sexual tension.
- NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- HIRO/DAPHNE I REFUSE TO BELIEVE SOMEONE AS LAME AS MATT HAS STOLEN DAPHNE. HE IS USING MIND POWERS. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE OTHERWISE. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL.
- (also, hey Molly, whut up? Also, you did not age in four years.)
- SEE! LEAGUE OF SUPER ASSASSINS.
- I love love love future Claire omg.
- I told you, Claire is Apocalypse
- I knew Sylar's power had to do with watch making or something to that effect.
- ...he called his son Noah.
- Just.
- Dude.
- Noah.
- And the shippers motherfucking rejoice.
- Oh God, super badass Claire is the most gorgeous thing in the entire history of filmed television. I really wanna know what made her go insane with rage please tell me it has something to do with glorious incest and Meredith/Lyle and why aren't the Bennet's in every episode?
- SEE! LEAGUE OF ASSASSIN SUPERHEROES. Someone please tell me that the entire season will be about Superhero Assassins.
- Oh boy, Sylar gonna be aaaaangry.
- Oh Christ, it's Season One all over.
- I always thought the writers did a great job with Hiro. They gave him the best power of maybe anyone, and he's just so clueless and clumsy and untrained. I love that notion of super powers in the body of a bumbling nerd.
- Everytime a black person appears on screen my mother thinks it is the same character. All of whom she has named Mr. T. This is my mother.
- Mohinder is such a failizard.
- Apparently lizards make you super angry. WHODA THUNK.
- Where in the hell is Nathan's character arc going? This is so ridiculous and wonderful.
- Aw, Niki you are made of fail. If this results in romance, Nathan is the biggest playa.
- Damn. It's gonna end in romance.
- .........
- come on.
- Guess what I'm gonna say.
- Have you guessed yet?
- Huh?
- Yep.
- NIKI/NATHAN/LINDERGHOST OT3
- I LOVE FUTURE NIKI'S RIDICULOUS TAKE ON JACKIE-O SUNGLASSES. I HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD, AND IT IS THOSE SUNGLASSES.
- Claire. You make me so horny.
- (nipple!)
- Holy shit, Claire.
- Holy shit, Claire
- (GOD I LOVE ME SOME PETER/CLAIRE KNIFE SEX. PLEASE LET THERE BE MORE KNIFE SEX. I'm sensing another spin-off...)
- Gnaw, Nathan, you ruin all my fun.
- Also, hay there Milo.
- Ohhhhh, Nathan became religious to become President, I get it now.
- Hay there Milo
- Peter so angry!
- hey whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA WHOA WHOA
- Seriously, this is the only show that makes me gasp out loud at plot twists. I honestly should have expected 90% of this but I'm too engaged to even predict it.
- (ungh Peter/Sylar)
- (ungh Peter/everyone)
- SO MUCH SEDUCTION IN THIS EPISODE.
- lol Matt is such a fail
- Aw, they adopted Molly ♥
- Daphneeee
- DAPHNEEEEEEEEEEE (man, it's a sign of good writing when I fall in love with a character in, like, three episodes.)
- Aw man, I love Rafiki. I hope he becomes like a real character rather than just a spiritual guide.
- Rafiki is a Jungist. Rafiki, be my boyfriend.
- HIS SPIRIT GUIDE IS GONNA BE THE TURLE.
- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT IS THE TURTLE oh how I love this show.
- Is that Kaito's grave? Are they exhuming Kaito :(
- WAIT NO IS THAT
- OH GOD IT IS
- ADAAAAAM.
- Stupid Adam. I hate Adam.
- But I like how they ended the show :)
This show needs:
MOAR BENNETS
MOAR MEREDITH
MOAR KNIFE SEX
MOAR NAKED MILO
THAT'S IT! Another great episode. Lots of mystery and intrigue. But holy shit, if you didn't start watching this show from the beginning you are so screwed. I started from the beginning and I barely know what's happening half the time.
But I like it!
Er, I didn't do recaps last week for SPN cause, er, I couldn't be bothered? However, I did like the episode even though it was quite clearly a Back to the Future rip off. But they kind of lampshaded that so that's fine. I liked all the answers they gave for the questions, I bemoaned the lack of Sam, but I liked Superman young John. And the show, once again, seems to relish emotionally torturing Dean. And while I like watching it, damn that boy's gotta be messed up. ("Hey, writers, how 'bout we make Dean watch his dad die again.")
And now I am watching Project Runway. It's the drag queen episode, how could I not?
- did he call him Sayid? Ahaaha, Sayid is so much more attractie.
- Way to suck as a hero, Moho. God I really do hate him so much. Isn't he supposed to be the moral grounding for us or something? Iunno.
- ... okay, Niki's story is really fucking with my head. So Niki is dead. And Jessica is dead. But Tracey and "Bahbwabah" are alive and kicking ass?
- Rafiki!
- Heroin music!
- ... whoa.
- I WOULD TOTALLY BUY THESE POWERS, GUY. I like how so many people took flying. Wait, do you have a choice? Damn, I'd so be stuck with, like, the power of super smelling.
- MILO VENTIOGMOIGIGLIOGILIO: STOP TALKING WITH GROWLY VOICE LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE IN BATMAN.
- Yes! Epic Badass Claire Assassin Adventures is back. Seriously, how awesome would a TV show about future Claire assassinating powerful superheroes be?
- OKAY THIS GOT SO MUCH BETTER. Claire, Daphne, and Emo are a HERO ASSASSINATING GUILD OF SUPER PEOPLE. THIS IS WHAT IT IS. THIS IS WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN FOREVER.
- Aw. Ando/Hiro twu wuv angst.
- Oh, dude, that's how future Ando got his powers. From the Mutant Growth Horomone. I mean, er, the super secret formula.
- LINDERGHOST!! I want a Linderghost on my shoulder to lead me to the path of righteousness.
- Bets on him being an illusion created by Angela? I certainly hope so.
- Nathan, do not doubt the true teachings of Linderghost.
- Maya is so boring, but I see they've continued their theme of "make the fans like her by way of low-cut tops." And.......... yep, it's working.
- I like how all trace of Maya's accent is gone now. At least in episode one she gave it a shot.
- DARTH MOHINDER?!
- MOHINDER IS A LIZARD MAN!!
- Mohinder is a lizard mutant :) And creepy and a Sith Lord and offering mystical advice like everyone who lives four years in the future.
- WAHSSUFHNAUIGIAIKoAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA
AJIFMISM
- DIJMNIGS
-GFDKJGOSFKM IAJHAAAAJNMK,KKKKKDSLF,AL
- Mom: Sylar is a soccer mom!
- (NIAMNDIMIFMIDMGIMSDAHhhhHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA)
- I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.
- UNCLE PETER. DOMESTIC SYLAR. JOY!
- Dude, I really enjoyed that scene between Peter and Sylar. Superbly done. All creepy and oddly friendly and so much sexual tension.
- NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- HIRO/DAPHNE I REFUSE TO BELIEVE SOMEONE AS LAME AS MATT HAS STOLEN DAPHNE. HE IS USING MIND POWERS. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE OTHERWISE. FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL.
- (also, hey Molly, whut up? Also, you did not age in four years.)
- SEE! LEAGUE OF SUPER ASSASSINS.
- I love love love future Claire omg.
- I told you, Claire is Apocalypse
- I knew Sylar's power had to do with watch making or something to that effect.
- ...he called his son Noah.
- Just.
- Dude.
- Noah.
- And the shippers motherfucking rejoice.
- Oh God, super badass Claire is the most gorgeous thing in the entire history of filmed television. I really wanna know what made her go insane with rage please tell me it has something to do with glorious incest and Meredith/Lyle and why aren't the Bennet's in every episode?
- SEE! LEAGUE OF ASSASSIN SUPERHEROES. Someone please tell me that the entire season will be about Superhero Assassins.
- Oh boy, Sylar gonna be aaaaangry.
- Oh Christ, it's Season One all over.
- I always thought the writers did a great job with Hiro. They gave him the best power of maybe anyone, and he's just so clueless and clumsy and untrained. I love that notion of super powers in the body of a bumbling nerd.
- Everytime a black person appears on screen my mother thinks it is the same character. All of whom she has named Mr. T. This is my mother.
- Mohinder is such a failizard.
- Apparently lizards make you super angry. WHODA THUNK.
- Where in the hell is Nathan's character arc going? This is so ridiculous and wonderful.
- Aw, Niki you are made of fail. If this results in romance, Nathan is the biggest playa.
- Damn. It's gonna end in romance.
- .........
- come on.
- Guess what I'm gonna say.
- Have you guessed yet?
- Huh?
- Yep.
- NIKI/NATHAN/LINDERGHOST OT3
- I LOVE FUTURE NIKI'S RIDICULOUS TAKE ON JACKIE-O SUNGLASSES. I HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD, AND IT IS THOSE SUNGLASSES.
- Claire. You make me so horny.
- (nipple!)
- Holy shit, Claire.
- Holy shit, Claire
- (GOD I LOVE ME SOME PETER/CLAIRE KNIFE SEX. PLEASE LET THERE BE MORE KNIFE SEX. I'm sensing another spin-off...)
- Gnaw, Nathan, you ruin all my fun.
- Also, hay there Milo.
- Ohhhhh, Nathan became religious to become President, I get it now.
- Hay there Milo
- Peter so angry!
- hey whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA WHOA WHOA
- Seriously, this is the only show that makes me gasp out loud at plot twists. I honestly should have expected 90% of this but I'm too engaged to even predict it.
- (ungh Peter/Sylar)
- (ungh Peter/everyone)
- SO MUCH SEDUCTION IN THIS EPISODE.
- lol Matt is such a fail
- Aw, they adopted Molly ♥
- Daphneeee
- DAPHNEEEEEEEEEEE (man, it's a sign of good writing when I fall in love with a character in, like, three episodes.)
- Aw man, I love Rafiki. I hope he becomes like a real character rather than just a spiritual guide.
- Rafiki is a Jungist. Rafiki, be my boyfriend.
- HIS SPIRIT GUIDE IS GONNA BE THE TURLE.
- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT IS THE TURTLE oh how I love this show.
- Is that Kaito's grave? Are they exhuming Kaito :(
- WAIT NO IS THAT
- OH GOD IT IS
- ADAAAAAM.
- Stupid Adam. I hate Adam.
- But I like how they ended the show :)
This show needs:
MOAR BENNETS
MOAR MEREDITH
MOAR KNIFE SEX
MOAR NAKED MILO
THAT'S IT! Another great episode. Lots of mystery and intrigue. But holy shit, if you didn't start watching this show from the beginning you are so screwed. I started from the beginning and I barely know what's happening half the time.
But I like it!
Er, I didn't do recaps last week for SPN cause, er, I couldn't be bothered? However, I did like the episode even though it was quite clearly a Back to the Future rip off. But they kind of lampshaded that so that's fine. I liked all the answers they gave for the questions, I bemoaned the lack of Sam, but I liked Superman young John. And the show, once again, seems to relish emotionally torturing Dean. And while I like watching it, damn that boy's gotta be messed up. ("Hey, writers, how 'bout we make Dean watch his dad die again.")
And now I am watching Project Runway. It's the drag queen episode, how could I not?