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[marsfireignite]

[Filtered away from Nathaniel]

[Rei sounds irritable. What else is new.]

Does anyone know how to alter a dress to make it actually... fit.

Comments

[Video] because filtering from Nat doesn't exclude the Devil~

[abrotherlikeyou]

[Deadpan] Jinx starves herself.

[Yes. He's finally noticed. He just doesn't...know what to think about it.]

[Video] /threadjacking because why not

[wingsandwill]

Rei's clothes are too large, not too small.

[That's all he has to say about the situation, because clearly that's the only issue with what Lucifer just said.]

[Video] Lucifer likes angel threadjacks ok

[abrotherlikeyou]

Well, someone should be feeding her better. [Looking at you, kid. ]

Apparently, these humans think it's our job to keep them well-fed.

[Video] They're the best type

[wingsandwill]

I'm banned from operating the oven.

[Seriously, you pull a tray of toast out of the oven with your bare hands one time and you're banned for life.

Also Rei does more of making sure he's fed than the other way around, but he doesn't feel the desire to mention that.]

[hexdontlie]

[Literally milliseconds after this is posted.]

Yes.

[marsfireignite]

[... she is going to regret this. 8|]

It has to look classy.

[hexdontlie]

[Hold on. She's now very irritated with that idiot she lives with, so it takes her a moment to respond.]

What's that supposed to mean?

[marsfireignite]

[This is why you should just not live with people named Lucifer and pick the nicer angels who point out obvious things in a means to be helpful. Duh.]

You wear skin-tight leather pants, Jinx.

This is a dance, not a -- wherever you go on a Friday night.

[Voice]

[dark_thespian]

...ah, um it requires a few alterations to the dress. W-why?

[Voice]

[marsfireignite]

[dotdotdot]

I know that, but how do you do that.

And there's a stupid dance.

[8|]

[Voice]

[dark_thespian]

Well first you have to see where you'll be altering the seams, usually involves a bit of pinning fabric.

...the prom?

[Voice]

[marsfireignite]

I can fix coats and shirts easily enough, but dresses are... different.

And yeah. Prom.

[painhumbles]

Aww. Did someone get asked to the prom? I figured you'd be playing the spinster since Castiel's going with someone else. Or planning on lighting the whole thing on fire. [Not that Rei is that petty, but getting her goat is a lovely past time.]

[marsfireignite]

It's a shame you no longer have your back-up date.

[FLATTEST. TONE. EVER.]

[painhumbles]

Annd which one was that again? I mean, there's just so many.. [There's one. And she's dating his brother. But who's counting?]

[marsfireignite]

Hundreds of girls, beating down your door. Right.

[Dryly.]

Do you know how to mend it or not.

[Video]

[wingsandwill]

I thought you knew how to alter clothing sizes?

[Look who feels justified in not letting you fix his coat.]

[Video]

[marsfireignite]

Dresses are different.

[Video]

[wingsandwill]

How?

[Video]

[marsfireignite]

Because they just are.

[The answer will drive him insane, but she honestly doesn't have a better one. 8|]