Comments | marshall_payne: I hate my blog

marshall_payne

I hate my blog

Apr 12, 2009 09:04

While the b-day shout-outs are a lot of fun, this LJ has become mostly an announcement site. I wish I had a really inventive, fun blog like ( Read more... )

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marshallpayne1 April 12 2009, 14:12:10 UTC

Yeah, dude, your blog sucks!

marshall_payne April 12 2009, 14:13:06 UTC

Piss on you!

justin_pilon April 12 2009, 16:30:28 UTC

C'mon guys let's work it out civilly, okay? Keep the real profanity slug match for the clubhouse where the whole world isn't watching.

marshall_payne April 12 2009, 16:38:48 UTC

Hey, he started it! Him and Audrey Hepburn and all those zany posts. I know I'm a "member" over there, but somehow I just don't feel like I fit in. ;-)

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jjschwabach April 12 2009, 14:22:58 UTC

Sorry, there's no way you can compete.

marshall_payne April 12 2009, 14:26:03 UTC

Some guys get all the breaks. And some things are best done in the dark, behind friends-lock. ;-)

jjschwabach April 12 2009, 21:34:30 UTC

For some reason, my radio station keeps playing that song. I would think some American Idol or somesuch had decided to cover it, but it sounds like Rod Stewart to me.

marshall_payne April 12 2009, 21:38:26 UTC

Ever since I wrote that line hours ago I can't get that blasted song out of my head. Argh!!

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peadarog April 12 2009, 16:38:23 UTC

I'm glad you said this first, as I was too embarrassed to point it out myself. But don't worry. We can't all be as cool as marshallpayne1 :p

marshall_payne April 12 2009, 16:40:46 UTC

It's easy to be "cool" when he hides from "the world" behind friends-lock and key.

peadarog April 12 2009, 16:42:25 UTC

Sickening and sneaky and snide so sneery.

marshallpayne1 April 12 2009, 16:49:59 UTC

Sickening and sneaky and snide so sneery
on anyone but you the alliteration would be weary

Our first poem together. Does poetry pay much?

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jjschwabach April 12 2009, 17:29:39 UTC

Yes. All poets are millionaires. Didn't you know?

marshall_payne April 12 2009, 17:39:49 UTC

No, really I didn't.

I made 45 bucks off my short fiction this week. Which is cool, but I spent $133 on my new website. I'm losing money at this thing. Poetry pays a million bucks, you say.

Let me pull out my purple pen
And you can count me in!

jjschwabach April 12 2009, 19:20:53 UTC

Yes, there are all kinds of contests that offer you fame and fortune if only you will buy their $45 anthology. Of course, your chances of F&F increase dramatically with every copy you buy...

alaneer April 12 2009, 18:15:56 UTC

I was wondering where you've been, Marshall. Don't worry that marshallpayne1 bested you, just start a weekly competition.

marshall_payne April 12 2009, 18:20:32 UTC

I shall try to be witty and inventive...but it's really not in me. *sniff sniff*