Email

[marsheadtilt]

To: Veronica friends-list, Dick friends-list, FH Faculty
From: Veronica Mars
CC: Dick Casablancas
Subject: Happy News!
Attachment: wedding6.jpg

We got married on Friday!

It was a spur of the moment decision, but one that makes us both happy.

Love,
V & Dick

To: Hyperion folks

Comments

[demonbelthazor]

To: Veronica Mars
From: Belthazor
Subject: RE: Happy News!
CC: Hyperion Folks

ARE YOU PREGNANT AGAIN???

[marsheadtilt]

To: Belthazor
From: Veronica Mars
CC: Hyperion Folks, Dick Casablancas
Subject: RE: Happy News!

I AM NOT NOW AND HAVE NEVER BEEN PREGNANT.

[demonbelthazor]

To: Veronica Mars
From: Belthazor
Subject: RE: Happy News!
CC: Hyperion Folks, Dick Casablancas

Why else would you get married? You're totally knocked up.

[marsheadtilt]

To: Belthazor
From: Veronica Mars
Subject: RE: Happy News!
CC: Hyperion Folks, Dick Casablancas

We got married because we were drunk love each other. I AM NOT PREGNANT.

[wannabelawyer]

Lindsey certainly hadn't been expecting that in his inbox this morning. Or any other morning. So after he was done choking on his orange juice he sent a reply.

To: Veronica Mars
From: Lindsey McDonald
Subject: Wow. Just wow.

So when are you due?

P.S. Elvis was a nice touch. Very classy.

[marsheadtilt]

To: Lindsey McDonald
From: Veronica Mars
Subject: RE: Wow. Just wow.

Why does everyone think I'm pregnant?!?!

I'm not. Asshole.

[wannabelawyer]

To: Veronica Mars
From: Lindsey McDonald
Subject: RE: Wow. Just wow.

Because that'd be a good reason to get married all of a sudden with no warning?

Wait. Dick's not pregnant in some scary Fandom-related way, is he?

And I'm only an asshole to you. You're special.

[marsheadtilt]

To: Lindsey McDonald
From: Veronica Mars
BCC: Piper Halliwell
Subject: RE: Wow. Just wow.

Why do we need a reason? We're in Vegas and we got really drunk decided what the hell, why not.

And no. No one is pregnant.

Gee, thanks, McDonald. How do you think that makes Piper feel?

[cookinggeek]

Piper stared at her computer screen for awhile, reading the email more than once to make sure she wasn't hallucinating. When she decided it was real, she sent a response.

To: Veronica Mars
From: Piper Halliwell
CC: Dick Casablancas
Subject: Happy News!

...

...

WHAT?!

[marsheadtilt]

To: Piper Halliwell
From: Veronica Mars
Subject: Happy News!

We got really drunk and... *shrug*

Please don't kill him.

[cookinggeek]

To: Veronica Mars
From: Piper Halliwell
Subject: Happy News!

I am not going to kill anyone. Promise. But...is this what you want? If it is than I am happy for you.

[marsheadtilt]

To: Piper Halliwell
From: Veronica Mars
Subject: Happy News!

I think it is, yeah. Not like Dick and I have exactly had a conventional relationship or anything thus far. Why should that change now?

[psycho_jackass]

To: Dick Casablancas
From: Logan Echolls
Subject: RE: Happy News

YOU OWE ME A BACHELOR PARTY, ASSHOLE.

To: Veronica Mars
From: Logan Echolls
Subject: RE: Happy News

When are you due?

[marsheadtilt]

To: Logan Echolls
From: Veronica Mars
Subject: RE: Happy News

I AM NOT FUCKING PREGNANT

[psycho_jackass]

To: Veronica Mars
From: Logan Echolls
Subject: RE: Happy News

Then what the hell happened?

[marsheadtilt]

To: Logan Echolls
From: Veronica Mars
Subject: RE: Happy News

What do you mean what happened? We decided to get married. I thought that was obvious.

[mycanonhatesme]

To: Veronica Mars
From: Chloe Sullivan
Subject: RE: Happy News!

You got married? In Vegas? To Dick?

Is there something else you'd like to share with the class?

[marsheadtilt]

To: Chloe Sullivan
From: Veronica Mars
Subject: RE: Happy news!

I'm not pregnant, if that's what you want to know.

[mycanonhatesme]

To: Veronica Mars
From: Chloe Sullivan
Subject: RE: Happy News!

Are you sure? Because Dick? Seriously?

I approve of the Elvis wedding though. If you're going to elope, you've got to do it in style.

[marsheadtilt]

To: Chloe Sullivan
From: Veronica Mars
Subject: RE: Happy News!

I'm sure. And, yeah, I know it's crazy, but... it seems right.

Ha! Thanks. Dick was practically groping him. It was pretty funny.