[fic] your favourite drug ; onkey

[marshmallowtea]

your favourite drug ; onkey
a/n: totally churned this out in eleven minutes because i a)lost control of my life b)wanted some jongyu! open to feedback ♥
warnings: tebagging, forced orgasm, salophilia (sexual attraction to salt; especially body sweat), shades of BDSM, snowballing

Comments

[griluvisvip]

Jongyu tag is still there... -__-

Nice fic though ^^

[marshmallowtea]

My apologizes! I thought I deleted it, but I guess LJ was insistent on trolling . :|a should be all fixed; thank you for saying something! :)

Thanks for reading ♥

[itsjustjodie]

omgggg this was just.... DAMNNNN LOLOLOLOL

[marshmallowtea]

Haha, thanks for reading :) ♥

[indelible_x]

what a nice jongyu
NGL I THREW UP READING THIS AND THAT SOUNDS SO HORRIBLE OH JESUS IT REALLY DOES BUT I DIDN'T LET MY DYING STOMACH STOP ME FROM READING THIS WONDERFULNESS, NO SIR, AND WHEN I FINISHED READING IT WAS THE MOST CELEBRATORY VOMIT TO EVER EXIST AND GHAKJHGJSKAH THIS IS GROSS I'LL STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BODILY FUNCTIONS
but jesuesieus gurl gurl gurl
you never fail to impress ever. and you constantly write new things and you write them so WELL and it doesn't even make sense HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THIS WHAT IS YOUR SECRET YOU ARE A GODDESS. (also i really like reading onkey from you being it's wtf attractive and ugh it's so spicy i am such a fan.)
AND FUCKING KEY TAKING CONTROL WTF WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME I'M JUST DEAD NOW KJGHAJKHGKJHASJKH JESUS OMG OHAHSKJHFKJHA.

[marshmallowtea]

let me report you to the police for keeping bags of drugs inside your brain
LJ WAS INTENT ON TROLLING, OKAY that combined with being totally sleep deprived = no bueno.

okay okay let me tell you my secret
okay first
first you open up NOTEPAD
and then then THEN you gotta listen to what the Good Lord Seungri says, he'll guide you through the light. just gotta spread what Lord Seungri told me to write.

thank you for reading kelseyyyyyy :3 ♥