I jus found this funny

[marshmeloo]

all highlighted things are those I pretain to.
You know you’re from Milwaukee if…...you've worn a winter coat and shorts in the same day.....you refer to the Packers as "we."…..”Bucks” has nothing to do with deer hunting and everything to do with basketball...…..you know what a “bubbler” is...…..you respond to the question "Where are you from?" with a "side" example:"EAST SIDE", "SOUTH SIDE" or "NORTHSIDE"........it pisses you off when someone says they're from Milwaukee and they really mean West Allis......the window you broke at your child's school when you were 8 still hasn't been fixed.…you despise cheeseheads, but think nothing of “the Buckethead Brigade.”…..your school classes were canceled because of cold. ..…your school classes were canceled because of heat. ...you still hate Mike Ditka, Jim McMahon and William “The Refrigerator” Perry even though they retired years ago.…no matter what year it is. “The World Series” refers to October of 1982......you know at least three people who've hit a deer on the interstate... <~~ lmao my brothers wife ha haha … you’d set fire to every reel of Happy Days and Laverne & Shirley if you got the chance....the doghouse you built is the first new construction in your neighborhood in 30 years.…..you end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example:"Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with." .. <~ i be doin that shit......you spend more on parking tickets than you do on groceries... <~~ GRR This shit is SOOO fawkn tru...you had your first sip of beer before you were in Kindergarten......”cooler by the lake” means something to you... <~~ lmao ehh it IS!…your idea of an expensive restaurant is Prime Quarter......you can throw a rock in any direction and hit 3 Walgreens'... <~~ i sure do got 3 of em by my house too lol.....your idea of “rural” is Menominee Falls .. <~~ HEL YEAH!…you know that “Ya Der Hey” is Minnesota and not Wisconsin.…you carry jumper cables in your car. …..you drink "soda.”.. <~ yup yup soda is good…..you understand that I-43, I-94, I-794 and I-894 are all different roads... <~ I truley do~...you actually take pride in telling tourists about lake effect snow....the four seasons are Brewers, construction, Packers and winter....you celebrate March 1 because it’s the first day you can park on both sides of the street. (Didn't someone actually make a post in this community doing that?) <~ i have my own drive way lol ...you brag about being in the city with the highest legal BAC......you know that Oprah is actually from Milwaukee and Tennessee, not Chicago... <~ her mom usta work wit my moma lol...you have fond memories of staying up late and watching bowling on channel 18 as a child......you need not use last names when referring to ”Brett”, “Reggie”, “Vince”, ”Oscar”, “Kareem” and “Robin.”..…..you know what a Chicago accent sounds like...…..you refer to anything north of Mequon or west of Waukesha as “Up North.”.. <~ and I say for any other state "up there" I…you know what an “Up North” accent sounds like.…you tell people you’re an actor because you were an extra in Major League and Mr. 3000.... ..you measure distance in minutes. And you swear everything is pretty much 15 minutes away. ..…..you have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Cudahy". ..…stores don't have sacks, they have bags. …..you refer to Lake Michigan as "The Lake". .. <~ i was by the lake the other day lol…you refer to “Stop and Go lights.”…..you spend a good portion of your vacations explaining to people that not everyone in Wisconsin lives on a farm... <~~~ SOO FAWKN TRUE.. UGHHH EVERYONE SAYS THAT SHIT... I DO NOT LIVE ON A FAWKN' FARM AND IM NOOOOOOO WHERE NEAR A DAMN FARM!…..the windows in your car come down when it’s 60 degrees. .. <~~ reminds me of today lol …..you know what the phone number to Empire Carpet is!.. <~~~ LMAO I DO I DO AND I SING ALONG WITH THE COMMERICIALS ALL THE TIME!!!!