What.
WHAT.
I am never canon updating Martha post-S4.
Fuck you, RTD. Fuck you so goddamn hard. You're just fucking mocking me for hating on Tom.
I cannot imagine Martha becoming some sort of freelance alien-fighting agent who larks around fighting aliens. Fuck that noise. HI CHARACTERISATION WHAT UP
(Also, wtf, hair?)
WAY TO FUCK UP ALL THREE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN THE GODDAMN SHOW.