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[martiancyclist]

I love having a wimpy government

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[christina_tm]

That is so convoluted I wouldn't know whether I had the day off or not.

[martiancyclist]

http://opm.gov/status/index.aspx

The original has a big "CLOSED" icon, which helps. (:

But then, working for the government helps one develop the important skills of skimming through pages of convoluted conditionals and picking out the one or two actually applicable details.

[cmaried]

Yay!! Does that mean I can flip the sky off without repercussion!!:-D

[martiancyclist]

That depends; is it snowing in Moscow or Beijing?

(The US Intel community is only allowed to spy on Americans if specifically requested to by a federal agency, like the FBI, or the DIA, or FEMA.)

[cmaried]

Moscow, but I live in North Korea. :-D