Priapus

[martin_kun]

So now, in a manner of speaking, my future depends on weight loss. My Air Force recruiter advised that I shed a few pounds to get my body fat percentage under 20%-- that way, I'll meet their requirements and be well on my way

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[kujabie]

The Air Force?

It has become apparent to me through this post that there are things I may not know until after the fact if I don't read your blog. Good God. The Airforce. To think I had no inkling of this.

I take it your story of avoiding being stabbed in the foot by pins on the carpet is your way of saying you're going to be safe in the Air Force; that people shouldn't worry, because you're going to be alright. At least, that's the way I read it. But a reassuring story about pins won't quell the fear of those who love you. The thought of anything happening to you is nauseating.

Before my voice becomes one more yay or nay, I have to ask... why are you joining? Will it be safe? Will there be UFOs?

[martin_kun]

Oh, guy, everything will be FIIIINE. I like your interpretation of my post lol while I didn't exactly construct it to mean anything in particular, I like your version XD And probably the main reason is so I can get through school and make some money in the process, not to mention secure myself a job and get to moving about the country (and the world!). But no matter what, you're still my BIBBLEBOT and YOU WILL REMAIN IN BOOTERTRON'S HARD DRIVE FOR AN INDEFINITE AMOUNT OF TIME.

[kujabie]

I'm all awesome like that. XD I weave meaning into things that otherwise have none. That makes a lot of sense, and after you explained it to me... well, I think it sounds like a good plan! Just be careful moving through those dangerous parts. Wear lots of sunscreen, and keep an eye on your fanny-pack, or a lil' Tingledorf will sneak in there and wreak all sorts of havoc.

BIBBLEBOT'S CHIPS ARE WARMED BY BOOTERTRON'S DATA EXCHANGE. HE HAS A SPECIAL CHIP ON THE MOTHERBOARD. BIBBLEBOT'S RAM FOR BOOTERTRON IS ENDLESS. <3