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I still don't know...creamer_boyJune 27 2006, 00:08:06 UTC
Why you talked me into that land deal in Montana...
I mean, I know your're not all that financially savvy and all, but why you'd listen to your wife's second cousin when she told you that fools' gold was about to become big because a research company in Lichtenstein developed a method of extracting essential elements from it into a permanent form of hair stying product. While I admit that it was impressive when that girder hit her in the head and bent, I later found out from her MySpace that she's actually a superhero working deep cover within the US Department of Housing and Urban Development. Should have known. Those HUD superheroes don't get paid nearly well enough to support a regular lifestyle. Not like those bastards at the Justice Department or even Health and Human Services.
In retrospect, I know that she needed the money, but you really shouldn't have paid her to do that thing with that sheep. I mean, we all have fetishes, man, but when the Germans won't even buy the pictures, you know something's wrong.
I remember the first time we met, actually. I was schnockered out of my mind and the rest of the evening was a blur, but I still remember that stunning red dress... You look very cunning in red. And the way you menaced the cops--when they dared to show up--with a barbecue fork was extremely brave.
Remember that time when we went to the midget rodeo? but got caught in the tranny circus instead! man that was one crazy night? who knew ballon animals were so diverse
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Man what a headache.
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I mean, I know your're not all that financially savvy and all, but why you'd listen to your wife's second cousin when she told you that fools' gold was about to become big because a research company in Lichtenstein developed a method of extracting essential elements from it into a permanent form of hair stying product. While I admit that it was impressive when that girder hit her in the head and bent, I later found out from her MySpace that she's actually a superhero working deep cover within the US Department of Housing and Urban Development. Should have known. Those HUD superheroes don't get paid nearly well enough to support a regular lifestyle. Not like those bastards at the Justice Department or even Health and Human Services.
In retrospect, I know that she needed the money, but you really shouldn't have paid her to do that thing with that sheep. I mean, we all have fetishes, man, but when the Germans won't even buy the pictures, you know something's wrong.
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You are one messed up dude.
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