Everytime I burp, it tastes like bile. Just thought you all you should know that.

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Couldn't sleep last night. Got 3 Oregon quarters as change for my coffee this morning. Crystal had such a bad headache she slept upstairs on the piercing table all day while I cleaned and read Rolling Stone. Saw Bam Marjera about New Hope today, shoppin' with his parents.

Been kind of a surreal day.

You know you're really fucking high strung when you have a near nervous breakdown because you find out you don't have work today and you've already gotten dressed. Holy shit, I need a vacation at the very least.

Now my dad wants me to go driving with him. NO GOOD! I WILL HIT ANOTHER BUILDING!

Said James "in my opinion, there's nothing in this world ( Read more... )

Well kids, I'm back from my extravagent vacation in Red Lion. A good time and lots of sex was had by all. And I'm ready to leave already. Ah, who the fuck am I kidding? I've been ready to leave Jewtown since I got back from college. More than ever, I have to get up and keep moving. Without a direct plan of action or support, I need to keep ( Read more... )

IF ANYONE WANTS A TICKET TO THE REEL BIG FISH AND ZOLOF SHOW TONIGHT, STOP BY MY HOUSE! I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU ( Read more... )

Incase you were wondering, yes it is true that in a sexually repressed society, sex will show up in the strangest places.
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My sister brought home all of her crap from the school year. And in this pile of crap was her poetry journal. So, to her never ending embarassment, here are some choice selections of Kate's poetry ( Read more... )

I know that no one else really cares, but ( Read more... )