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Well, I went to school today after staying home sick yesterday. Bad choice. I felt alright up until Spanish when I started to feel really weak. It was hard for my to write and my legs felt incapable of walking. So, I made it through lunch, unable to really eat much. I got to act and felt like I was going to 1. collapse or 2. puke. So, I called my mom from Mr. Gildner's phone and she came to get me. So I headed over to the Doctor where I told her what's been going on for the past two months. She listened to my stomach and made a lot of :O faces. So, she said that I needed to have an ultra sound done and an x-ray. So, my mom takes me over to Robert Wood Johnson.. and I wait in the ER. Sooo, then they send me to "out patient" and I waited in the registration room. I had to sign so many papers, it was insane. My arms were so weak, I had to have my mom sign towards the end. I wasn't being a baby, I was trying really hard, my arms just wouldn't move.
So then I go and sit in Radiology.. and wait for a while. This lady called me into the back and made me go in this little room where I had to take everyyyything off and put one of those skimy gowns on. So, I come out and meet, Rosalee. Dude, not to be judgemental but she weighed 4 times as much as me, had a Southern accent, and was black. So, she goes with her booming voice. "I've never seen boobs that are as high as yours." So, I was like uhh haha I'm wearing a push up bra! And she was like, DAMN JESS'KA you need to take that off! You can't go under this machine with metal on! So I was like, 0.0 OKAY. SO I lay on this metal table. And she's like pushing me around it trying to get me under the thing. So she had this girl she was training. She was watching and taking notes. Okay so Rosalee is trying to center me, and she's like running her hands making these "grids" and she's showing the girl how to make sure my hips are on the lines.. and so this huge lady is like pushing as hard as possible. And it started to really hurt. So I was like, Rosalle! I'm sorry but that really hurts. hahahah. So she was like, "WELL I WOULD GUSS SO. THIS HERE IS STICKING OUT. WHAT IS THIS? A CELL PHONE? SO, I was like UM NO! that's my hips!!
So the trainee girl wanted in on this action and she started trying to line me up.. and put me on the wrong line. So the Rosalle was back in action. SO she starts telling this story to the trainee girl about how she accidentally touched a guy below the belt on this table and he was very happy to have met her. So she's demonstrating ON ME. I was like IM SORRY PLEASE STOP THAT! And hahaha Rosalle was like, "OH IM JUST SO COMFORTABLE WITH BOTH SEXES" And at that point I decided my 425 pound black friend, was no longer a fried. Hah.
SO all these lazer lights are going off and blinking and this machine is moving over me at high speeds. And I was thinking, oh crap I bet I have enough radiation in me to glow in the dark. SO it's over and Rosalee and trainee disappear. So I'm laying on the metal table freaking shivering and then they come back in 10 minutes shaking there heads like I'm near death. And all I hear is the trainee going, "WHAT THE HECK IS that?!?! So I was ready to cry. But couldn't because I was so cold. Haha. So Rosalee gets me up off of this table which was up in the air and was like, "We're going to send these to your doctor.. we can't talk about what we've found" Wtf is that? :( I'm freaking worrying my ass off.
SO then they asked me tons and tons of questions. They thought I was 3 weeks pregnant and all of this bull shit. They had calenders out asking my to map out my periods and all of this stupid stuff. They weighed me, measured me. It was crazy. I have to go back on the 31st for an ultra sound.. and I have to fast for 24 freaking hours with no water. :/ Ugh this is a mess. I have to go to school tomorrow though, because of homecoming. I can't miss it. I just want to feel better. What the hell is going on with me.