Comments | martyrssmile: Dear Shoe makers

martyrssmile

Dear Shoe makers

Mar 26, 2007 21:21

Some of us have ugly feet.
Strappy sandles? Look bad.
I have long freakish toes.
Design shoes that do not give me toe clevage.
And while we're at it? Why must you fuck up otherwise nice shoes with ultra pointy toes?

I hate you all, shoe makers.
-Me

Comments 9

worstofmykind March 27 2007, 05:42:07 UTC

I second that emotion, for all of the long, freakish toe girls.

martyrssmile March 27 2007, 08:10:45 UTC

Go team long freak toes!
FEAR our near prehensile-ness!

manywaters March 27 2007, 09:50:17 UTC

*picks up pencil with toes*

worstofmykind March 27 2007, 14:17:00 UTC

I can top that...

*unsnaps your bra with her toes*
FEAR ME!!

morningsprite March 27 2007, 12:56:16 UTC

haaaate. We hates them forever.

There really is no reason to make witchy shoes. Rounded toes are so much nicer.

mechanicalhyena March 28 2007, 04:14:06 UTC

*glomp* I'm posting something wacky for you on my LJ.

mechanicalhyena March 28 2007, 04:13:18 UTC

pointy toes are so ugly. i think i ranted at you for a good 30 minutes about trying to find plain black heels with round toes...

coyotesdaughter March 31 2007, 02:17:02 UTC

dont blame the cobblers. blame the elves.

coyotesdaughter March 31 2007, 02:17:17 UTC

i mean, who else but elves would make pointy toed shoes anyway?