Conversations in Punchlines

[martyrssmile]

"Holy shit! A talking muffin!"
Okay, this line just -kills- me today for some reason

Comments

[xxxlotusxxx]

You know... I snarfed my wine reading this. Teehee.

[martyrssmile]

*beams* I'm terribly glad someone else finds it amusing.

[themorrigan]

I spit Diet Coke at my work screen reading this.

[martyrssmile]

*beams*
And the best part? I know you know the joke. Which proves it staying power.

Why 4 acrobats?

[martyrssmile]

No...
But then I really don't ever watch TV.
Its just one of my all time favorite jokes.

And my co-workers and I were having a conversation entirely in punchlines, until I almost hurt myself giggling trying to say "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

[mechanicalhyena]

That's my favoritist joke in the whole world. the other on is "Where does a general keep his army?".

[martyrssmile]

I do not believe I know this joke.

[mechanicalhyena]

Up his sleeve-y!

HAR!

[princessdiablo]

I'm a llama! I'm a llama! Oh. Wait a minute. I'm a llama.

[martyrssmile]

I don't need to explain my art to you, Warren.

I would find a way to get those quaters up. To buy diet coke.

[princessdiablo]

Peasant: I told you, we're an anarco-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. But all the decisions of that officer must be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting; by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs-

King: Be quiet!

Peasant: but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more serious-

King: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

Other peasant: Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Ha!

King: I am your king!

Peasant: Well I didn't vote for you.

I didn't vote for you either, woman. ;)

Re: I would find a way to get those quaters up. To buy diet coke.

[martyrssmile]

Womynist #1: So it's like, if you're nice to them, they *bring* you things?
Womynist #2: Exactly.