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The nation. On crack.
What a messed up couple of weeks for U.S. news. Let's see a show of hands for the most bizarre development:
Anna Nicole Smith's death and the ensuing paternity battle
The Bad-Girl Astronaut who tarnished NASA's image with a jealous attempted kidnapping
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The 29-year-old sex offender who posed as a 7th grader at four different schools while ( Read more... ) -
ugh, sorry if you've seen this
maybe it's just 'cuz it's late, but this is the funniest thing i've seen all day...
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Priorities in packing
1. Face wash
2. Poker chips
3. Swimsuit
4. Snowpants
Going up North 'til Mon...Happy Ristmaschay, Everybody! -
irony, my favorite dish!
"Did you know?"
Fat Tuesday falls during National Eating Disorder Month -
drip drip
You know how they say you shouldn't keep your toothbrush out in the bathroom because toilet debris carries up to 6 feet? Well I just clogged the upstairs guest toilet and as a result it leaked down into my own bathroom--you guessed it--directly onto my toothbrush. YUCK. Good thing I'm going to the dentist in 2 days and will be getting a new one. -
indian summer
it's perfect glistening soothing days like this that make me wonder why it can't stay like this every day. -
The Devil Wears Prada
I just got back from 'The Devil Wears Prada' and have to admit that movie got under my skin more than I intended it to (a 'Mean Girls' for the first-real-job set?) Firstly it made me grateful my boss is nothing like The Dragon Lady and secondly it brought back memories of New York and running around all the editorial offices with my Drake senior ( Read more... ) -
MCNASTY!!!
This evening I was observant enough to pick up on the wretched VD/death/spoiled punch/moldy sponge smell whenever I entered the laundry room, but yet not enough to notice the accompanying giant, rotten watermelon cracked open on the floor. This is worse than vomit, people--I would gladly vomit on it right now just to cover up the horrendous odor. ( Read more... )
