Death Ray, eh? You've got the right hair for it. Are you in the market for a sidekick? I'm good at twirling my mustache in a sinister manner and making expressions of awe.
See...yeah. I feel like I get to be a bit repetitive after a while, but people just don't get it.
When you say something like "I got a kitten!" or "I drew a cool picture!" or "Hey we got married last weekend!" or even hypothetically "I am now in possession of the Chamberlin Death Ray.", it is a vital requirement that your statement is followed up with photographic evidence. How the hell am I supposed to be envious that I wasn't able to make it to the rummage sale because I work full time if all you do is say that you got a death ray. Sorry, "The" death ray. The only proof I have that you are indeed the owner of the definitive chamberlin death ray is your own word, and death rays are a serious business. I mean, who knows, it could just be any old death ray, and how are we to judge? We can't, because you have given us nothing other than a statement of generic ownership. For shame.
Why do you need pictures? I know exactly what he's talking about. It's an old DirecTV satellite dish tiled in one inch by one inch mirrors. Place anything meltable in its focal point, and it slags said thing, though I'm not sure if that's in the sun outside or under the fluorescents inside.
It was a physics department thing, built by a couple guys a year ahead of me.
Good to know the death ray is in good hands. Now, be responsible with it!
Oh. Oh, wow. See, when Abe said he had a Death Ray, I just assumed he meant he had a funny-looking piece of vaguely satellite-dish-shaped thingy that didn't do much of anything but looked rather sharp.
But what you've just described is an Archimedes Death Laser! I've always wanted to play with an Archimedes Death Laser!
...Abe. Buddy. Pal. Here is my proposal:
I shall borrow your death ray, on occasion. I promise to use it only on gummy bears, and to record everything I do on film (for my Video Art class). In exchange for this pittance of a favor on your part, I will not do three things: 1. Harm those you love. 2. Keep up the tradition of you not living through LARP's first semester. 3. Bust into your room and use the death ray on gummies without your permission.
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Are you in the market for a sidekick? I'm good at twirling my mustache in a sinister manner and making expressions of awe.
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By the way, the green button doesn't work very well- sorry bout that
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When you say something like "I got a kitten!" or "I drew a cool picture!" or "Hey we got married last weekend!" or even hypothetically "I am now in possession of the Chamberlin Death Ray.", it is a vital requirement that your statement is followed up with photographic evidence. How the hell am I supposed to be envious that I wasn't able to make it to the rummage sale because I work full time if all you do is say that you got a death ray. Sorry, "The" death ray. The only proof I have that you are indeed the owner of the definitive chamberlin death ray is your own word, and death rays are a serious business. I mean, who knows, it could just be any old death ray, and how are we to judge? We can't, because you have given us nothing other than a statement of generic ownership. For shame.
What I'm saying here is this:
POST PICTURES!
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It was a physics department thing, built by a couple guys a year ahead of me.
Good to know the death ray is in good hands. Now, be responsible with it!
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But what you've just described is an Archimedes Death Laser! I've always wanted to play with an Archimedes Death Laser!
...Abe. Buddy. Pal. Here is my proposal:
I shall borrow your death ray, on occasion. I promise to use it only on gummy bears, and to record everything I do on film (for my Video Art class). In exchange for this pittance of a favor on your part, I will not do three things:
1. Harm those you love.
2. Keep up the tradition of you not living through LARP's first semester.
3. Bust into your room and use the death ray on gummies without your permission.
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4. Burn down the school.
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