Comments | marxist_fuk: Rule #1

marxist_fuk

Rule #1

Dec 14, 2005 23:39

Never, EVER fucking make plans with me and then leave me sitting in a bar by myself for an hour and then force ME to call YOU to find out where in the fuck YOU are. If you make me do this I WILL rip the still beating heart out of your fucking chest and eat it in front of you before you die. Your time is no more valuable than mine.

Thank you,

Comments 6

tokenofgloom December 15 2005, 05:17:10 UTC

I would only leave you sitting in a bar for no more than a half hour only to spy on you as all the ripe old bar hags with too much blue eye shadow caked on droopy valiumed out eyes flocked to you with saggy nylons with far too many runs in them.

Only.

I luff you dearly so.

marxist_fuk December 16 2005, 02:08:59 UTC

and only under those circumstances would it be ok haha.

tokenofgloom December 17 2005, 05:39:29 UTC

....however.. I still would never. ever.

star_zer0 December 15 2005, 05:22:06 UTC

i hear ya on that one...... if somebody did that to me, it would be the last time.

tragicdichotomy December 15 2005, 05:52:50 UTC

*gasp*

Whose the dumbass who pulled that stunt?

evilmalek January 5 2006, 03:23:06 UTC

If you get this, Nic wants to invite you to a night of revelry to celebrate her birthday at the "Landing Strip" on saturday. She hopes to see "Angelina" again. She says to meet up at her house at 6:30 or 7. Give her a jingle. On a personal note, I hope all is well with you. Happy New Year!