Dinner Conversation

[mary_the_fan]

So a comment I wrote sorta turned into a ficlet and somebody suggested I bring it out here for easier access.  I'm not a writer, so be nice, ok?  It's just a ridiculous little thing.

No really, it's deeply silly.

Oh, and I think this can be considered mildly spoilery for Wilby Wonderful.  And BSG.  But, like, the mini.

Comments

[diabolicalfiend]

::Opens mouth, closes, opens:: Nah, I'm not going to comment.

[diabolicalfiend]

Actually, do you mind if I link to my comm? miss_ckr?

[misreall]

Newbie is their leader! That alone makes this story worth the price of admission.

Oh, and "Mr. Lorne Greene" makes it art.

Am I the only one finds that Lorne Greene reminds me of Johnny Cash? And I love Johnny Cash, so that is meant as a compliment.

[mary_the_fan]

In certain circumstances, Newbie is a take-charge kinda guy. Plus, anytime I can make him fly real fast into frame...*g*

But ok, here's my little thing...remember when we started this conversation, in the CKR Dinner entry? I imagined a bunch of characters at the dinner, and then Zero comes and sneers and leaves immediately, but Newbie follows him. It struck me that Newbie would sniff him out as a TV character right away. That's what he knows --- that's sort of his special power.

So my premise was that Newbie, alone, has the meta. Newbie is the only one who knows that they're all characters and exactly who they are and their whole filmography and shit.

I might have thought about this a little too hard, considering how silly it is.

Am I the only one finds that Lorne Greene reminds me of Johnny Cash?

No, I can see it. Craggy face, deep voice, awesome 70s hair and manly sideburns...

[aunt_deen]

Leoben senses his distress. He walks over to Fic Billy and leans in close to his ear. "All these blowjobs have happened before, and all of them will happen again." Fic Billy whips his head up and smiles, baring his teeth at Leoben. “Yeah? Fuck you and the swirly vortex you rode in on.”

I'm so gonna use that line someday.

And I love, love, frickin' LOVE, the last line.

You write good fic, my dear. Just accept it.

[mary_the_fan]

No, I'm not an actual fic writer. Some of the stuff people put out there is SO good! I don't know whether I could ever do that.

Plus, I absolutely adore low expectations. *g* I'll keep my amateur status.In any case, you are very sweet and generous. Thank you, dear

[aunt_deen]

Oh, crap, Tom Cruise IS a Cylon! It explains everything.