"You call that a knife? THIS is a knife!"..AKA. Amusing news story.

[maryadavies]

Been sharing this among my friends (and on RPGamer) since I found this really amusing, but here it is:

LDS bishop with samurai sword runs off attackerHe was lucky that the attacker didn't have a gun; but otherwise, I'd like Bishop Hendrix to be my bishop :). Smart guy in this case. ^^ Also he was defending his neighbor, which I think is a very

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[kikkyo]

That is hilarious~! xD I admit though when I read your title the first time the first thing I thought of was how at Outback Steakhouse they have these HUUUUGE steak knives, and every time I go in there that Crocodile Dundee quote runs through my mind when I unwrap my silverware.

That guy sounds like a pretty awesome neighbor to have around lol.

[maryadavies]

He sure does.

And the title kinda came from my impression..I've never been to Outback Steakhouse tho there is one by the mall, so I'll take your word for that.. I mean, Bishop Hendrix runs up and draws this..SWORD..on the mugger. Yes, yes that is a knife according to Crocodile Dundee. Lol!

Tho yeah, don't bring a knife or a sword to a gun fight. :)

[kikkyo]

Yeah, I gotta agree with you there. Probably not a good idea if the mugger had a gun and was ready to use it, but he's lucky that wasn't the case.

[raakone]

Reminds me of this thing I saw.... http://notalwaysright.com/admitting-defeat-was-an-easy-thing-touche/25319 In both cases, the tough guy with a knife loses his toughness when a sword is used, but this other guy had to actually USE use his sword (to flick off the burglar's glasses) And he wished he remembered to tell him "that's not a knife. THAT's is a knife." http://youtu.be/_vW54lAtldI (where the original is from!)

[kamalloy]

Thankfully, the bishop didn't listen when people told him /SAM was a silly idea. ;)