Well, that was the first thing that came into my head when I started this, anyway.
I really should be getting to bed... FJ starts school today. He's not happy about it; he's ADHD, and even though he's on meds, he's still a bit fidgety...we'll have to see how it goes...
I'm too tired to think too much, so I swiped this from
watchingj00 Apparently this is making the rounds again, like a stomach virus...
Bold the ones that are true, italicise the ones you wish were true, and pass it on.
• I miss somebody right now.
• I don’t watch much TV these days.
• I love olives.
• I own lots of books. (Dear Gawd, do I ever.)
• I wear glasses or contact lenses.
• I love to play video games. (Probably why I wear glasses.)
• I’ve tried marijuana.
• I’ve watched porn movies.
• I have been in a threesome.
• I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
• I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
• I curse sometimes.
• I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
• I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
• I’m TOTALLY smart.
• I’ve broken someone’s bones.
• I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Who doesn't?)
• I hate the rain.
• I’m paranoid at times.
• I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (I have had plastic surgery!)
• I need money right now.
• I love sushi.
• I talk really, really fast.
• I have fresh breath in the morning.
• I have long hair.
• I have lost money in Las Vegas.
• I have at least one sibling.
• I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
• I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
• I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. (I love having it, but remember when we didn't)
• I like the way that I look.
• I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
• I know how to cornrow.
• I am usually pessimistic.
• I have a lot of mood swings.
• I think prostitution should be legalized. (and have standards such as mandatory testing for AIDS and other STDs)
• I think Britney Spears is pretty.
• Slept with a Suitemate. (Define suitemate. If it means roommate, then yup)
• I have a hidden talent.
• I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
• I have a lot of friends.
• I am currently single. (and horny as h*ll)
• I have pecked someone of the same sex.
• I enjoy talking on the phone.
• I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
• I love to shop.
• Enjoy window shopping
• I would rather shop than eat.
• I would classify myself as ghetto.
• I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
• I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
• I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them. (and pray every day for the strength to deal with the people I dislike and for God to turn their hearts so they can be happy)
• I’m a pretty good dancer.
• I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
• I have a cell phone.
• I believe in God.
• I watch MTV on a daily basis.
• I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
• I’ve rejected someone before.
• I currently like someone.
• I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
• I want to have children in the future. (Already got'em!)
• I have changed a diaper before. (Toooooo many.)
• I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
• I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
• I’m not allergic to anything.
• I have a lot to learn. (The day is not wasted as long as I have learned something new.)
• I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
• I am shy around the opposite sex.
• I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
• I have at least 5 away messages saved.
• I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
• I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
• I own the "South Park" movie.
• I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
• When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
• I enjoy some country music.
• I would die for my best friends.
• I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
• I watch soap operas whenever I can.
• I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Please, someone shoot me now.)
• I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
• I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
• I know all the words to Slick Rick’s "Children’s Story".
• Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (And for some other cool reasons!)
• I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
• I have dated a close friend’s ex.
• I like surveys/memes.
• I am happy at this moment.
• I’m obsessed with guys.
• Democrat.
• Conservative Republican.
• I am punk rockish.
• I am preppy.
• I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
• I study for tests most of the time.
• I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
• I can work on a car.
• I love my job.
• I am comfortable with who I am right now.
• I have more than just my ears pierced.
• I walk barefoot wherever I can.
• I have jumped off a bridge.
• I love sea turtles.
• I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
• I believe in prophetic dreams.
• I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
• I am proficient on a musical instrument.
• I worked at McDonald’s restaurant.
• I hate office jobs.
• I love sci-fi movies.
• I think water rules.
• I went to college out of state.
• I am adopted.
• I am a pyro.
• I love the Red Sox.
• I have thrown up from crying too much.
• I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
• I love kisses.
• I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
• I adore bright colors.
• I love Dear Abby.
• I can’t live without black eyeliner.
• I think school is awesome.
• I think pigtails serve a purpose. (But only on cute adult females. Mmm -- handlebars . . . )
• I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.(I should be sleepin')
• I usually like covers better than originals.
• I don’t like multi-textured ice cream.
• I think John Cusack is adorable.
• I fucking hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
• I watch Food Network way too much.
• I love coaching youth sports.
• I can pick up things with my toes.
• I can’t whistle.
• I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes’ slither.
• I have ridden a horse.
• I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. (Although I have most of them.)
• I can’t stick to a diet.
• I talk in my sleep.
• I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
• I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
• Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
• I have jazz in my blood.
• I would not be friends if they weren’t family.
• I wear a toe ring.
• I have a tattoo.
• I love vaginas.
• I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
• I am a caffeine junkie. (Give me Pepsi, or give me death! LOLj/k)
• I know who Santos L. Halper is.
• I read thinly-veiled lesbian romance novels and I am NOT ashamed.
• I love wrestling.
• I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
• If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
• I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
• I have been to over 15 conventions.
• I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
• I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
• I'm an artist. (yup yup)
• I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made.
• I am ambidexterous.
• I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
• My computer has a name.
• If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
• I have terrible teeth.
• I hate my toes
• I'm funny.
• I am a totally unapologetic nerd. (Nerd and proud of it!!)
• I love the smell of Blistex.
• I saw David Copperfield live at the Fox Theater in St. Louis. (No, but I saw him at the WV State Fair -- and got his autograph... mmmmm those eyes!)
• I’ve often wished I were a lesbian, because I have a lot better luck with female friends than with male lovers.
What a waste of time... I should have gotten some sleep since I plan on going to school with Frankie in the morning to make sure he gets to his class and find out who his teacher is. His report card said "To Be Hired" and I don't know who they hired...
Gonna go get a shower, it's 6:30 am....
I hate mornings....