IMPORTANT UPDATE, PLEASE READ!!

[maryc123]

doctor called. i have mono. im am telling everyone this because the next time i ask you for a sip of your drink, or to borrow your chap stick, i want you to say no. i wont necessarily remember that i will be giving you my infection, and i might just ask you for something of whatever you have without thinking. you need to say "no, mary, remember

Comments

[beththewise]

hahahah that so sucks man
i TOTALLY missed you today on our band trip. i was like ah wheres mary

[blacksafetypins]

awww that sucks :[ mono is so awful.
no wonder you were tired and on the floor when i almost crushed you thinking that you were a pillow :D

[burns_like_fire]

OH NO! I HUGGED YOU! I MUST HAVE MONO!

no worries, i probably already have mono from every other person in school. cheer up, and drink lots of h-two-oh.