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MasterofBlades (8:08:18 PM): i think all you need is a shirt that says "im a horny girl" and youll be fine

fact of the day:

thigh fat is the hardest fat in the body to get rid of

best dinner conversation EVER

i laughed so hard, i cried twice

i also learned that my dad worked in a mental institute

were not barren, were just repoductively challenged

im having withdraws from sex and the city, and whats worse is that i cant watch any new ones, because kelly has them.

i dont think that i will be able to wait for tomorrow afternoon to watch it.

i might just be forced to watch re-runs

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thats a relatively loose weave, and i can still see your . . . nipular area

~chandler

i am going to my dads family dinner party with. . . 16 year old. . . TWIN BOYS!!!!

lilhellraiser22 (9:16:39 PM): MARY, YOU NEED TO TALK TO THEM, YOU HAVE TO YOU HAVE NO CHOICE. YOU MUST SPEAK WITH THEM. I CANNOT BE THERE, AND I DONT WANT YOU TO FUCK THIS UP. MARY, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

for some reason, allowing people to complain and bitch to me makes me feel like a better person. it almost seems like im being nice to them by allowing them to get rid of some of their anger.

i need a boy, if you have any hot friends, let me know, and i will return the favor somehow.